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Half bear. Half man. Half bear.

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If you're a fan of #kombucha try brewing it at home. All you need is a large jar, so it won't take up #mushroom on your counter.

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"So, I know Earth is rapidly becoming too ruined for us to live on... but I want to argue about what shape it is." -#flatearthers

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Hey #Australia, why is a group of #kangaroos called a mob and not a #gangaroo? Can we change that?

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You know those commercials that pretend to be news reports so they can trick you into listening to them sell you a product? #fakenews

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@DutraWeather 9" and going in Conifer! Snow baby, snow!

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"Shiiiiiiiit..." - Bears in Colorado this morning. #snow #colorado

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Candy Crush, & Beat Shazam, because we really oughta take time away from playing on our phones to watch shows about playing on our phones.

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Not only is molasses a good source of essential vitamins and minerals like iron, calcium, and vitamin B6, but it's also 5/8ths asses

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Some people think puns are about as exciting as white bread, but trust me, they're way better with a rye sense of humor.

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Beekeeping Fun Facts: Drones spend their entire lives eating and hanging out in the colony, until they go out with a bang.

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If you exist because a woman squeezed you out into the world one time then every day is woman's day

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There is no metric more obviously indicative of my aging into adulthood than my complete lack of understanding Snapchat

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I turned 28 and all I got was a rejection letter from the 27 club.

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We all have our quirks, but who walks through a forest sucking on trees? The inventor of syrup, that's who

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Cucumbers are great and all, but can we be honest and admit that they're an inferior form of the pickle?

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I think McDonalds needs another Mac option so the sizing can go: Mac Jr, Big Mac, Grand Mac, CardiMac Arrest

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If there's one thing I despise about ordering green chili it's that nowhere sells it by the vat

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When accidentally ordering too much sushi, think like a pelican, not a pelican't

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Parking badly in public is bad carma.

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How is gingivitis not the technical term for a gin related hangover?