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“Let’s look up hairstyles for old people”- Maria lammers

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“I’ve been spending lots of time in Gordon’s truck, shovelin’ shit”- Amy

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“He went to my 9th grade dance, what’s it called Shirley temple?”- Amy about Jed Dean
“Sadie Hawkins?!”- Liz

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“Claire if I see her on the beach, I will get a boner”- Jake potentially seeing Em Rata in the caymans

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Uncle Paul = Colorado Kramer

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Laura found Jake’s wallet in the sink under the dirty dishes.

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“That’s going to be my thing for the next couple of weeks; Alice in chains and kung fu”- Jake

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“Caucasian blizzard snow”- Ross

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“Hi Richard, this is Amy” on the phone with the bowling alley

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“I crave ground beef”- Anna

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“I had one of Jimmer’s and it was so thick”- MFU discussing pumpkins

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“Does anyone have any warts”- Jake

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Horse tranquilizer, not a vibe.

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“I was dating a harmonica player that was in a polka band in Youngstown”- Storm

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“The guys at the local brewery? I have a 401k, bitch” - Mike Leone

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“I have zero social media. None”- Jason

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“How are your pinky toes popping out of there? You can see your Pringle socks” -Sarah to bell

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“We ate mushrooms and we moshed”-bell at a concert with his boss

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“I want a muscle car. Like a dodge charger”- my mother

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“We needed this”- Ann bell when it rains