Jason Alexander

[Seth Rollins @WWERollins]

Appropriately beat by Robbie Gould. I hate football.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Thank you to the 3,199,562 who passed through our gates this season!

It’s the 4th-highest total attendance in #WrigleyField history!

[Brad Biggs @BradBiggs]

#Packers have not led in all-time series with #Bears since 1932. Barring the most dramatic comeback in their history, that will change soon.

[Zach Zaidman @ZachZaidman]

97 years ago today, George Halas paid $100 franchise fee to join league that will become the NFL. Forbes has #Bears current value at $2.7 B.

[Seth Rollins @WWERollins]

#teamtrubisky

[Jason Alexander @bearholic247]

@BmoreSoundstage @BlackMapMusic @DINOSAURPILEUP @AtThisPointBand @TheSoundGarden @WLOYLoyolaRadio @WTMD @city_paper @baltsunarts @eOneMusicUS Doors at 6:30? Seriously like 15 people waiting to get inside. Maybe buy a drink or two. Guess you don't want my cash.

[Slayer @Slayer]

Remembering our brother, Jeff Hanneman.
(1964-2013)

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

Hey guys... it's May.

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

United Airlines is pleased to announce new seating on all domestic flights- in addition to United First and Economy Plus we introduce....

[Sarah Spain @SarahSpain]

Has that new puke emoji been officially released yet? https://t.co/S3cfMcgRiw

[Jim McMahon @JimMcMahon]

Watching our @30for30 boys. God damn did we have fun. That team changed my life. Name a team that was as good and had more fun. I'll wait

[Rich Hribar @LordReebs]

Cutty just rose from the ashes last year and ended the Vikings season in Week 8 and then rode back off into another Gigli and Reindeer Games

[M. Night Shyamalan @MNightShyamalan]

I wrote the ending of the academy awards 2017. @jimmykimmel we really got them!

[Jim McMahon @JimMcMahon]

31 years ago...wow. Happy anniversary boys. #superbowlxx #chicagobears

[Andy_Masur1 @Andy_Masur1]

Fun fact...@Cubs & @Indians had more W's in the WS (Cubs 4, Indians 3) than the hometown football teams did this year! Bears 3, Browns 1.

[Sarah Spain @SarahSpain]

Announcers say "unbelievable." Bears fans say "predictable."

[Seth Rollins @WWERollins]

Officiating on Sundays in the @NFL is trash. I hate football.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jay Cutler will have surgery Saturday and go on IR. Season over and Bears career likely over.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

"Remember, remember! The Fifth of November!" #FreedomForever

[President Obama @POTUS44]

It happened: @Cubs win World Series. That's change even this South Sider can believe in. Want to come to the White House before I leave?