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If i were to get mysteriously sick an hour before the party would anyone care?

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You sound like a liar, 'fine linens'

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”Are you happy?”
”BAHAHAHAHAH- * MUTES *”

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I thought all vampires were infertile

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Peepaw's got tuberculosis

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Call me quill parker

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”-cartoonish gulp-I”
”Ok i think thats enough chris”

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Yogurts kind of like fruit sperm

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I guess we all gotta pay for somethin

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You decide not to have balls because your balls are abnormal

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You are going to see your poppop

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You are good at shoveling shit

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Rather than slamming it in their face, i walk in a close it behind myself

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”Our wonderful knight commander of bluebonnet is going to be there as well”
”Oh”

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Would anyone care if the cake were to go missing in the middle of the party be honest

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-menacingly- what flavor is that

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“i wasn’t kicked off like you were- wait”
“☹️”

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”Roll a navigation for me”
”I rolled a one :(”

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”Thats a lot of money!”
”Yeah! and im a lotta man!”

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It was the transmasculine urge in me