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You think they're real, do you? Big mistake...

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Just rediscovered almonds they go crazy

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Walk home stats:

Opossom - 1 baby
Foxes - 1
Raccoons - 3
Crickets - ~100
Birds - ~1000 (yelling loud af)
People - 0
Sun - saw a little light

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Me and all my homies HATE TREES

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I can’t believe people are eating tide again??

CAUSE TEXAS JUST ATE UP SOME CRIMSON TIDE!!

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Oh to become an ethereal floating being waltzing in a planaterium

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The yearly overwhelming urge to rewatch la la land just hit

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Do I have to watch all 43 Barbie movies to understand the live action Barbie lore or is there a spark notes version?

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@totaldreamboat I did and it was ✨worth it✨

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Y'all pray for me, I'm about to use scissors to cut my pizza 🙏 I'm being influenced

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Life update:
I made coffee this morning and forgot I opened the milk and tried to shake it up like Zendaya and LAUNCHED milk all over my kitchen

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Party at Greg tomorrow 🤘

#HookEm