SLAMHOUND

꧁ 𓁺꧂ | Human Design | 6/2 but actually 3/2

[SLAMHOUND @beartheflame]

Now that I think about it LARPing is actually going to save some lives;

I mean since its about immersing yourself in a fantasy it resonates to the 6th colour of innocence

So in a way the more you LARP now the more safe your spirit is

[SLAMHOUND @beartheflame]

@formattunement Fake enthusiasm is a scary thing, yes

[Kizu @kizu_skip]

This and Dooku going "That's right, I told them." are my favorite prequel memes.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

The Jedi actually deserved to go extinct. Their entire ideology is inherently antithetical to life itself.

You’re not allowed to have attachments, show emotion, love anyone, be passionate about anything, or embody really any of the qualities that make a sentient living being a sentient living being.

Anything that’s life giving is attacked for being associated with the Sith, who would otherwise be completely correct about everything if it weren’t for their over the top cruelty and cartoonish villainy.

The entire core tenets of the Jedi Order almost perfectly match the late-stage liberal fantasy of a world where existential divisions are all papered over and everyone and everything is forcibly dissolved into a universalist soup managed by a supposedly apolitical priestly caste who wield absolute power while lying through their teeth about how they’re just defenders of democracy.

And like all Liberal orders, the Jedi are so dogmatically committed to the false promise of universalism, neutrality, proceduralism, and “balance” (aka not taking your own side) that they can’t see any existential threats until it is far too late.

[NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

For fifty eight years, my boss in Tokyo believed that beef should be sliced as thin as paper.

In Japan, we cook thin meat for four seconds in boiling broth. That is our way.

Then last month, the YouTube algorithm showed Director Sato a video of a man in Texas smoking a brisket.

It changed his life.

On Monday morning, he called me to his desk. His eyes were bloodshot.

"Have you seen this?" he whispered, turning his monitor toward me. "The American pitmaster does not sleep for sixteen hours. He sits by the fire in the dark. He guards the meat like a castle."

I said, "Sir, it is just a barbecue."

He slammed his hand on the desk.

"This is not cooking," he said. "This is a vigil."

Last Saturday was our annual company picnic by the river in Kanagawa. Normally, we grill thin meat and yakisoba for two hours and go home at 2:00 PM.

I arrived at 9:30 AM to help set up.

Director Sato was already there.

I want to be accurate here: he had been sitting in a folding chair since 10:00 PM on Friday night. He was wearing a towel around his head and staring at a massive black barrel smoker he had imported from Oklahoma.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS ABANDONED CORPORATE LIFE FOR THE SMOKE.

When we tried to help him, he held up a pair of metal tongs and clicked them twice.

"Step back," he said calmly. "The stall has begun. Nobody opens the lid."

Twelve Japanese accountants stood in complete silence around a barrel for four more hours. Nobody dared to eat a single noodle until he gave the signal.

At 1:45 PM, he sliced the meat. It fell apart on the cutting board.

My boss looked at the pink smoke ring, nodded once, and wiped a single tear from his cheek.

He has already submitted an official budget request for a trailer smoker for next fiscal year.

[SLAMHOUND @beartheflame]

@Big_Bryms through grit, selfishness (in a sense of personal barriers) and devotion to what fuels your passion, takes time for a garden to sprint from ashes

[SLAMHOUND @beartheflame]

@CaribbeanRythms never did cuts on them but soak them in coconut milk overnight then add fruits like raspberries and some honey, maybe nuts

Bon appetit

[SLAMHOUND @beartheflame]

you’ve got the blessed 9/0 connections and then you’ve got the cursed ones

Seems like I’m bound to experience a lot of both

[SLAMHOUND @beartheflame]

The more gates in the adrenal centre the more coffee makes you a freak

[SLAMHOUND @beartheflame]

@formattunement “you know”

[SLAMHOUND @beartheflame]

@formattunement Yeah my sister has the full channel and I have 51 so I’ve been taken on some of that spiciness (especially since she’s also a mani)

But that’s a funny thought experiment with channels and class archetypes

[SLAMHOUND @beartheflame]

Abundance of spirit and all that jazz

[SLAMHOUND @beartheflame]

Now that I think about it LARPing is actually going to save some lives;

I mean since its about immersing yourself in a fantasy it resonates to the 6th colour of innocence

So in a way the more you LARP now the more safe your spirit is

[SLAMHOUND @beartheflame]

@MontyAntony @formattunement truth, actions— you’re polishing a cracked glass while calling it antique

[SLAMHOUND @beartheflame]

the most attractive people to me can do things, if you’re talented it’s like; hello?

Is it a missing 48th gate thing?
maybe?

[SLAMHOUND @beartheflame]

@RedPillAries 8lp water horse is shitty at the beginning but it gets better with time I guess. I want to see what’s in store for me later

[rye @osamuss]

what they do to you in uni

[SLAMHOUND @beartheflame]

Loving the idea of someone (41 in Pluto) and then having it not happen (obviously because of the fates) and then circling back to these old feelings which bring you pain is so in once the nodes hit 30.5

[Lisan al Gaib @scaling01]

> GPT-6-Astra plays minecraft
> a creeper blows up Astra's chests and bed
> it gets depressed and farms potatoes for several hours

[SLAMHOUND @beartheflame]

cursed be the undefined sacral centre, a receptive body and 3rd line D moon