Micheal Hoffman

I heard twitter is a good place to watch the world burn. High school English teacher.

[Micheal Hoffman @bearthehoffdown]

My dog has the kind of farts that Dutch oven an entire room. #dogfarts #MaggieMaeDog

[Micheal Hoffman @bearthehoffdown]

Is anybody else’s doom-scrolling out of control? It might be time for a Twitter/IG break. Their new TikTok-esque features that show you posts from people/pages you don’t follow is the worst. It just keeps you scrolling. 😩

[So What?! Music Festival @sowhatmusicfest]

We’re under 5 weeks away 🤯

RT this video for a chance to win a 3-Day Pass! 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

So What?! Music Fest:
May 27 - 29 at @choctawstadium in Arlington TX!

Ft. @IPrevailBand @theghostinside @UnderoathBand @trippieredd @RaeSremmurd @2chainz @100gecs @Sum41 @iamblackbear & more!

[Micheal Hoffman @bearthehoffdown]

The wife and I saw Everything Everywhere All At Once yesterday and I still can’t believe that was in someone’s head. Spectacular film. I highly recommend seeing it.

The wife and I last night going back and forth about the things we noticed and took away from the movie:

[ESPN @espn]

“Chloe, you’re an inspiration. ... that homer was for you." ❤️

Rays outfielder Brett Phillips was choked up after hitting a home run with his biggest fan, Chloe Grimes, in attendance. Chloe, who's 8 years old, is battling cancer for the second time.

[Micheal Hoffman @bearthehoffdown]

One of the worst parts of teaching—proctoring state exams. Absolutely mind numbing. 😩

[Micheal Hoffman @bearthehoffdown]

@SomeKindofJesse Add “and their lawyers” or “all their enablers” below.

[Micheal Hoffman @bearthehoffdown]

@wishful_thinkr Lmao. Nice

[hate5six @hate5six]

😭😭

[Micheal Hoffman @bearthehoffdown]

Beautiful. The crowd sounds amazing.

[Underoath @UnderoathBand]

This one’s for you Taylor. RIP.
@foofighters

🎥: @dannewmandp

[Micheal Hoffman @bearthehoffdown]

@wishful_thinkr You should go watch the last John Oliver or the one before that. It’s on the ticket market.

[Micheal Hoffman @bearthehoffdown]

💀

[Micheal Hoffman @bearthehoffdown]

@darkesthourrock @OfficialZao @ToxicHolocaust

[Mahmood Hikmet @MoodyHikmet]

Electrification of the vehicle fleet isn't the holy grail that a lot of people think it is.

If you truly want to reduce emissions, then you should be looking at changing the way people use transport (or avoiding it altogether) rather than merely improving the fuel source.

[Mahmood Hikmet @MoodyHikmet]

Ridiculous but true fact: Zoom, the teleconferencing app, has done more to reduce emissions than electric vehicles.

[TURNSTILE @TURNSTILEHC]

Thank you @NYTmag

https://t.co/z1e8kkK2CE

[Micheal Hoffman @bearthehoffdown]

I think this is cool. Giving a bunch of bands the chance to play in front of a massive audience. Personally hoping for @TURNSTILEHC on Oct 15th or @RiotFest 😏🤘🏽

[Micheal Hoffman @bearthehoffdown]

Just went to the gym for the first time since the pandemic started.

My legs:

[Micheal Hoffman @bearthehoffdown]

I understand why we’re avoiding enforcing a no-fly zone in Ukraine, but Putin’s rhetoric seems like he’s hellbent on a conflict with the west and building a Russian empire. Perhaps it’s foolish to think we can avoid it…

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: President Vladimir Putin likened Western sanctions on Russia to a "declaration of war" and threatened Ukraine with loss of its statehood if its leaders continued to resist his military invasion.

Follow live updates. https://t.co/EcRBCIaSdq

[Micheal Hoffman @bearthehoffdown]

21st century warfare means opening the floor so the internet can shitpost your enemy.

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

Tag @Russia and tell them what you think about them