Homer Stimpson

Chicago Bears, Chicago Cubs, Utah Jazz, Utah Mammoth

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@Manhattva @Captain_Mamboni @UtahCollegeReps Well that sure is a gotcha moment!!

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@Manhattva @Captain_Mamboni @UtahCollegeReps We all make mistakes. We all strive to be Christlike. Just admit it, you dropped the ball on this one. Jesus wouldn’t have wanted his followers to act out. We learn about this every Sunday. Don’t play dumb

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@Manhattva @Captain_Mamboni @UtahCollegeReps Honestly, you don’t represent yourself or our church well with that one. Make jokes all you want, but you need some serious self reflection

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@Captain_Mamboni @UtahCollegeReps @Manhattva Well, honestly, he’s not the Christ fearing man he pretends to portray then. That’s disappoint. Jerk

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@Captain_Mamboni @UtahCollegeReps @Manhattva @Manhattva I hope this ain’t real man cuz if it is, then that really sucks

[Marlin @nostalgiafkninc]

Highschool in 2006

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@j_divis How do you find this

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@paigebueckers1 @GeminiApp Why do you talk like you are not white

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@LizzieMarbach Why can’t you just be a nice, Christian person like your bio says?

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@TONYxTWO No politician gets a pass on this for me. I don’t care which political party they are. Whoever blindly trust politicians get what’s coming cuz you can’t trust any of them

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@MacyGunnell Catholic schools aren’t liberal

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@Kevin2Chambers @EDDAVI @JoshACarpenter F1 is huge

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@LIVGolfNation @gfienberg17 I’m a PGA hardo and I worship Scottie. I’m also super not miserable

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@Luke_Elvy I like you, Luke. But Phil is a bum

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@MrsFade2 @JeffEisenband @PGATOUR Average major wins per year:

Rory: 0.4

Scottie: 1.0

Goodbye bud

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@MrsFade2 @JeffEisenband @PGATOUR Rory has 6 Majors in 15 years.

Scottie has 4 Majors in 4 years.

These aren’t the same.

Bitch.

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Calm. Cool. Collecting Ws. 🏆

Cameron Young claims @Cadillac_Champ in wire-to-wire fashion!

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@MrsFade2 @JeffEisenband @PGATOUR Scottie is 1. Stick to LIV

[Homer Stimpson @bearz1987]

@JeffEisenband @PGATOUR Those are definitely the top 4