BearZerk

Will GJ
Game Developer at Tt Games
Creator of the Force... Jedi Master

All thoughts and opinions expressed are my own

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@OnDeck @thegameawards Can we cut out the middleman and you just give me one? I can't take the emotional and economic pressure!!!

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@TheBHF I'm looking at your donation site and I'm not seeing any restrictions on this but - can I donate an artificial xmas tree? I figured this time of year some folks might really need one to help bring joy to their home

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My wife.... Who is an intelligent woman who writes about computer science, thought the symbols for male (♂️) and female (♀️) were:

"Pointing to the ladies bits down there, and showing the male bits go up, like that!"

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Russia has claimed 4 various areas of Ukraine are now Russian...

In other news I now own the entirety of the middle east and believe I'm now owed back pay for all of my oil sales. Let me know when my private jet turns up.

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When I was young and heard about "The Big Dipper", the only other dippers I was aware of were chicken based.

So for a while I assumed it was meant to be based on like some large constellation based chicken drumstick.

I've no idea what it's actually meant to represent.

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@funnybrad @pattonoswalt Sounds like minor character stuff

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@JuneYoon_ @rintaichou Nothing isn't made better by adding tacos.
Birthday + Tacos = awesome
Casted + Tacos = euphoria
Tacos + Tacos = incandescent beauty and the meaning of life

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@RachaelSweeneyx Tha wee mermaid!

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@JoeyPrink It was a long, hard, arduous process. Made me realise the joys of smaller projects and getting to play with so many different ideas and themes

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@pattonoswalt @nickkroll @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke I watched yours twice... Am I doing this right?

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I have no idea what the plot of Cats the stage play is, never seen it.

However... I strongly believe a stage play called Dogs would be better.

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@JuneYoon_ @rintaichou I live my life 100% in pursuit of tacos.... I'm not saying it's better but I defy you to tell me it's worse!

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@LizTruss_MP You're a hot mess Lizzie old gal, but to make the country reflect that was really in poor taste

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@NearPlasma The big question is though... Do they serve various rolls for lunch? Tell me the catering has a selection of spring and sushi rolls otherwise they wasted a perfect opportunity there!

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@BeckyKershaw @OldhamColiseum Not familiar with Road, assuming not Cormack McCarthy's The Road?

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The only reason, the ONLY reason, I watch scallies and chavs pop wheelies on their shitty bikes is in hope that I see them be plowed by traffic

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Having a toddler is akin to a tiny human shouting at you in Greek, & if you don't understand them immediately then they scream as though you've attacked them, the spirits of their ancestors, and ruined the very meaning of existence

But maybe I'm blowing it out of proportion

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Scrumping is where you steal apples

iScrumping is where you steal from Apple.

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@ChrisWood_VO @theVOsocial @NicRedmanVoice @Leah_etc A social you say? Ooh fantastic, I'll have to try and make the next one! As an absolute novice I'm sure there's a wealth of experience I can learn from

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Marketing folk are so worried they'll come across as some scheme they basically just trash themselves:

- it's not a get rich quick scheme
- you won't make millions
- you might not break even
- my god what are you doing with your wallet? Put it away!
- well fine, but we're shit