biti

:))

[laura 🏁 @formulalau]

é o maior atestado de que a gente foi a geração transicional do analógico pro digital

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

No lies detected.

[𝕹𝖞𝖝𝖆𝖗𝖆 @YoungStarOn]

Cuando estoy haciendo fila en una tienda y la persona detrás de mí está parada demasiado cerca.

[biti @beaserra2]

@AGTourResale I have one for the 24th… i need for 25th if anyone can change!!

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

My grandfather said he’d never move into a retirement home.
He said, “Too expensive… and the food tastes like someone boiled sadness.”

Instead, he checked into a beachfront hotel.
We asked, “Grandpa, isn’t that even more expensive?”

He smiled and said, “Not really.
At the retirement home, I’d pay $200 a day for cold meatloaf and no visitors.
But here? For $150 a day, I get ocean views, room service, fresh towels, a pool…
…and suddenly all my grandkids remember I exist every weekend.”

Then he leaned back in his chair and delivered the final line like a mob boss:
“And if I die in the hotel lobby, the manager will actually look disappointed.
But at the nursing home? They just call it Tuesday.”

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

We developed such effective vaccines and pasteurization that people now think preventable diseases are fake and basic precautions are tyranny.

[Covie @covie_93]

This man attacks people over their looks and calls a female reporter "piggy".

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

la vida si existiera un día más entre el sábado y el domingo

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[fefe @fefewhitee]

a senhorinha faz adereços de crochê para gatos e leva o seu gato preto pra servir como modelo na hora das vendas

[iza @izamamaa]

I’d rather have robots cleaning rivers than writing screenplays.

[s44nti @s44nti]

la vida si existiera otro día entre el sábado y el domingo

[jezz @JezziiB]

Women’s bodies literally scream “make a baby” every month, and we still manage self-control. But men? Five minutes of temptation and suddenly biology is to blame? Please. Evolution isn’t the problem impulse is.

[Ms. Anne @rareblurs]

me after successfully guessing my own password

[` @ymmmayer]

WHY IS SLEEPING AT NIGHT SO HARD BUT SLEEPING IN THE MORNING IS LIKE DRIFTING AWAY ON A SOFT FLUFFY CLOUD WHILE ADELE SINGS YOU A LULLABY

[Maira @maira4yo]

Am I the only one that sees a problem with working 8-9 hours a day and then going home to having about 4 hours to yourself which includes getting ready for the next day??? This is not life…

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

the same way your hairline is receding and i know you wanted to have hair. It's not in their personal control. Hope that helps.