mar ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

♡´･ᴗ･`♡

[𝓂𝓊𝒶𝒶 ✴ @besitoconodio]

cuando te das cuenta que le contaste un chisme a la persona equivocada

[pat @catchmeorlgo]

when he's down to try out whatever you want because he's that into you

[𝓷𝓲𝓯𝓮𝓶𝓲 ☆ @wtfisnfy]

not to suck my own clit or anything, but i think i'm funny.

[Complex @Complex]

Chris Hansen recreates Robert Pattinson’s viral kitchen meme

‘Robert Pattinson is portraying me in the new movie ‘Primetime’. Two can play at that game.’

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i don’t think i can afford october bro

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

when my colleagues start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I'm talking to the police

[marci ☆ @kittiezini]

This is the first time I’ve seen them kiss #liked

[aya ^_^ @yes0ryes]

can we normalize pulling ur underwear out ur ass in public im so fucking uncomfortable

[shart43🎰💰 @beccaphernelia]

making a quiz about myself to play at my birthday party

[mar ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @beasleymarlene1]

sorry it seems you’ve met me at a very fat point in my life

[mar ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @beasleymarlene1]

very confused about this… do the goats get paid? if so how? do they have good benefits? 401k? a union? What’s happening

[William “DUI” Miller @millefreda]

How it feels to walk past my baby every day waiting for the temperature to drop

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

I LOVE BEING IN BED!!!!!!!! oh boy i’m sooo cozy it’s sooooo comfortable here i like my blankets i love bedtime

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

nooooooo don’t make me go to work

[NOLAN ★ (Certified koRnstar) @Lasagna525]

yeah i have a PORN addiction…. An addiction to PORN myself another glass of MUG ROOT BEER