Ben Schwartz

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead.

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@jbenanto @harrison3 In no way does the explicit material warning make me want to read this.

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@harrison3 Ranch dressing makes any pizza better

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If I tweet out "You know, Collective Soul have some quality deep cuts" then the country is probably in serious trouble.

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@harrison3 @bamonaghan This was my first move back in March

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@harrison3 One was the national spokesperson for @Whataburger

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Search your name in gifs & show me the one that best sums up your year so far. Here is mine.

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Thanks @harrison3 -- here are the covers of 4 albums I can listen to without skipping any songs. Tagging @jjrussell317 @jenholmes @garmott (optional, of course) -- what are yours?

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@harrison3 Life is the absolute worst - the game that is

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Day Album Challenge. Challenged by @100favealbums. Post an album cover, no explanation needed. Day 4

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Day Album Challenge. Challenged by @100favealbums. Post an album cover, no explanation needed. Day 3

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7 Day Album Challenge. Challenged by @100favealbums. Post an album cover, no explanation needed. Day 2

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7 Day Album Challenge. Challenged by @100favealbums Post an album cover, no explanation needed. Day 1. Challenging @dfraim

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@harrison3 I believe this is the last text you received, from me

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@harrison3 Apparently cola wars was just the final straw and he just ‘can take it anymore.’ Was he taking money from big cola?

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@harrison3 Please hammer don’t hurt em

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@crowdrise I have an urgent need to get a campaign back online. I've sent two emails to support but haven't heard back. Need help with https://t.co/7IvvGuVpCb.

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@phranqueigh I don't know you, but that umpa lumpa tweet made me laugh for 20 minutes

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We noticed that @realdonaldtrump's tweets are basically the lyrics to an early 2000s emo song, so we turned them into one.

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I #WhatIsLoveIn4Words