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@BreezeAirways absolutely useless. Flight from SNA gets delayed multiple times before being rescheduled to next day. Now it’s already delayed another hour. Have you guys ever done this before?

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@Xfinity @XfinitySupport I’ve had eight Internet outages in the last four days. Am I being Punk’d?

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Call @spidadmitchell Obi Wan Kenobi, cuz he’s our only hope. @utahjazz

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@rejectedjokes @CollegeHumor @blumenfeld “So COME ON! and bring your jukebox money!” Still laugh just thinking about it.

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@HannahHaymond So awesome, congrats!!!

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I just signed up for the Saints & Sinners Half Marathon & Team Relay in Las Vegas! Hope I survive! https://t.co/K2qSzePGsp #SaintsAndSinnersHalf

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I don’t think I can watch #NFL anymore. These roughing the passer calls are getting ridiculous. #OAKvsCHI

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Utah may only produce top level special teams talent, but I’m damn proud!

[Sean O'Connell @realOCsports]

Yeah ⁦@mitchwish⁩ ! On ya mate!!! ⁦@Utah_Football⁩ ⁦@UtesInTheNFL⁩

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Signed up for @SouthwestAir promotional credit card to get a companion pass, found out somehow they bait and switched me for a much lower deal because of where I clicked the link from. Thanks for nothing. #dishonest #falseadvertising

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I always dreamed they were friends in real life.

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Tony Romo was better prepared for that game than the Chiefs defense.

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@RageMatt this is pure gold. https://t.co/cVxLHLQMxw

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@DrJohnsonDDS Dude this is solid gold. I set a new record for lol’s per minute. And that last joke hit the nail on the head. It’s almost as if he was talking directly to me.

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Chris Collinsworth is the dumbest person on TV.

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Antonio Brown is the best receiver in all of football. @AB84 @steelers #SteelerNation

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@Johnnythecakes For reals 😢😩😭

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@Johnnythecakes Good call on that last timeout Whit.

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Aren’t these supposed to come with cheese? #pizzahut

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Seeing @rogerfederer and @RafaelNadal playing doubles together makes me happier than almost anything. #LaverCup