sauron’s fell beast 🎀✨🫧

i’m just a girl, standing in front of a dark lord, asking for love and affection in return for helping him achieve world domination.

✨ adorable and unhinged ✨

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me and my dad, circa second age

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@VickersClarkS “assistant” dad you’re not fooling anyone with this narrative give it up

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@VickersClarkS stop i’m blushing

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@m_stormwitch that teaser was the inspirational boost i needed

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🚨 TROP S3 SPOILERS 🚨

dad shows mom his whole new world (of mordor) on a (magic) fell beast ride.

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when dad sees this he’s gonna feed me the closest orc. snack time!

[The Lord of the Rings @TheRingsofPower]

A match made in Middle-earth.

[Robert (he/him) @robertjosephval]

Post-break up Sauron hanging out with his fell beast definitely not thinking about Galadriel:

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@morfvddclark fell beast representationnnn 🫶🏻

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@oppiedrwz BABY SISTER 🥹

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heard through the grapevine that the eagles are my cousins? and we act like siblings, apparently.

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@VickersClarkS dad likes to watch xena warrior princess with me to decompress after a long day of getting nowhere with forging his one ring to rule them all

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@robertjosephval we’re cousins

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idk who this guy is but dad sent me in as a distraction.

mom, i know you’re confused right now but there’s a cozy throne waiting for you at barad-dûr. the dark lord is very forgiving.

[Barbra ⏾𖤓 @celedrielsindar]

New sighting of Galadriel and Celeborn in the same forest where "THE SCENE" takes place 🤭

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@allisonsivy winged puppy checking in 🫡

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dad has never looked more 🔥

[lizzie. @that_bluebox]

oh my fucking god

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these are his reading glasses for bedtime stories!

my favorite? the fall of gondolin. 😈

[agos TROP PILLED!!!! @halbrandthinker]

i need to

[azi @sazifide]

either it goes my way or everyone dies

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@Miezipavot @Iconicament3 @shairondriel it’s good to be me 🥰