Lady of the Beasts

Here for the right reasons - mostly Bachelor Nation memes & hot takes when in season. Also asst’d esoterica. I contain multitudes.

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

The evergreen tweet of the season. #BachelorNation

[Bobs bad tweets @RealUncleRob]

Oh Pete, you dumb son of a bitch #TheBachelor

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

@MayaDanielleP Is he a Leo or other fire sign?

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

"WhAt WiLl We RePlAcE ThE pOLiCe WiTh?!?!"

Social Workers. Crisis staff trained in de-escalation. Womens' shelters. Counsellors. Planned Parenthood. Therapists. Safe injection sites. Rehab. Community outreach. Night classes. Affordable health care.

#ImagineSomethingDifferent

[Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @ThatSexToyGuy]

Received a pitch presentation from a "female well being sex tech start-up" (five dudes) that can "confirm" and "validate" female orgasms, that could help my company develop better sex toys. Here are some slides, for your enjoyment/anger.

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

@CrookedNuts Cc @_raghnaid 🤣

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

@thegoodgodabove Like, my entire beauty routine.

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

@jtrain56 Louder, for people in the back. 👀😠

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

@cmpriest This roots situation on my head is dire.

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

@SaraMHarrison1 @amandapaige37 @bachelorya1 @laurenzima Agree. I would feel nourished and rejuvenated. Immune to the coronavirus, even.

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

@TylerJCameron3 Welcome back, condolences, and big ❤️

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

@ChrisppHarrison 🙌 vaya con dios!

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

@biguyreviews I would so try conversion therapy to de-straight myself. Cishet dudes are for the birds.

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

@realTVtherapist ...I’m a therapist too - where have you been all my Bachelor-watching life? 😍 Also, these Barb defenders are out here sounding CRAZY and showing their behinds. Good distraction from these times we’re in, though!

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

@mich_kygirl @dfwga @RealitySteve This has nothing to do with that Barb is manipulative and controlling of her adult child. That you’re fixated on her being “right” proves my point, but go on ahead - I’m entertained. You’d be good on reality TV. 🍿👀🤣

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

@mich_kygirl @amyloux333 @dfwga @RealitySteve Also - does your kid still talk to you? Imma bet the day is coming when he has to cut you out of his life to have his own. I hope I��m wrong for your son’s sake, but you’re out here sounding like a middle school girl. OTOH, at least you’re a fun distraction from the pandemic. 👀🤷‍♀️

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

@mich_kygirl @amyloux333 @dfwga @RealitySteve An opinion is “I don’t think she’s right for you.” What Barb did is taunt her kid & his gf, focus on being right and dominating her adult son, manipulate thru tears and petty grudges, etc. She went way beyond offer her opinion.

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

@FernandaHeeHee @TheMeccanism Sorry not sorry. 😬

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

@mich_kygirl @amyloux333 @dfwga @RealitySteve ...and still you’re fixated on that she was “right” which is way beside the point - she coulda supported her kid & then been there for him when he got hurt. I don’t disagree that ANY bachelor romance is probs not gonna work - the point is Barb acted super toxic towards her kid.

[Lady of the Beasts @beasts_lady]

@TheMeccanism Gemini

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

In 2018, Trump fired the entire US pandemic response team. In 2018, Trump fired the entire US pandemic response team. In 2018, Trump fired the entire US pandemic response team. In 2018, Trump fired the entire US pandemic response team...

[Mayor Karen Bass @MayorOfLA]

As we work to contain the spread of coronavirus, we must ensure people aren’t being evicted from their homes. I strongly support the proposal for a temporary moratorium and will work with the City Council to get it passed as quickly as possible.
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