Mediocre Gamer 🐀

I enjoy poorly photoshopping Nic Cage's face on things. Analog and digital gamer. Healthcare is a right. SCOTUS has lost its damn mind. WVU. NUFC. He/Him. 37

[Mediocre Gamer 🐀 @beastsquirrel]

@DannypTCG Claim 1

[Mediocre Gamer 🐀 @beastsquirrel]

@actingliketommy what the actual fuck are we even doing anymore

[rose @wynrosei]

Do you realize how badly you have to treat a mammal to stop it from reproducing?

[Mediocre Gamer 🐀 @beastsquirrel]

@lesbian_syrax I suppose the devil’s advocate being that we are quite close to the meteorological summer. Granted, I don’t know if meteorologists in the UK use the same lingo. Your point still stands: abnormal events like this will happen more frequently in an over warming world.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Marco Rubio when he finds out he has to be a Russian agent tomorrow

[Mediocre Gamer 🐀 @beastsquirrel]

@RT_com IT’s HAPPENING!

[Matthew Gross @HurricaneAddict]

Lurking below the surface in the equatorial Pacific is possibly the most impressive blob of above average ocean temperatures we've ever recorded since we've had the ability to measure this stuff. When that enormous concentration of bath water reaches the surface over the coming weeks and months, it's going to release devastating consequences around the globe throughout the second half of the year. Get ready for severe droughts in parts of South America, Africa, and Australia, devastating monsoons in southern China, and a roaring southern jet all winter long in North America. When you combine this with the fertilizer crisis bubbling as a byproduct of current global events, there's going to be crop failure on a level most of us have never seen during the closing months of 2026. Hard to see how we avoid widespread deadly famines across multiple stretches of the planet at this point.

[マサキタケオ @takeo1945]

BBQビール欠乏症でアメリカの救急車に担ぎ込まれる私

[Mediocre Gamer 🐀 @beastsquirrel]

@DannypTCG claim +1

[Mediocre Gamer 🐀 @beastsquirrel]

@DannypTCG Claim 1

[Mediocre Gamer 🐀 @beastsquirrel]

@Wisco_diva what in the fever dream is this?

[Allie @searobbing]

IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!

[greg @greg16676935420]

I’m definitely gonna become a sourdough master this time

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“the hantavirus kills you too effectively for it to become a full blown pandemic” is the kind of jaded analysis I look for from a virologist

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.”

CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something.”

[res judicatie @cat_i_e]

the joining of a run club and then the having of an affair with someone in the run club is a recurring theme in my divorce cases.

[Mediocre Gamer 🐀 @beastsquirrel]

@JamesTate121 Oh wow, another fork found in the kitchen

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Facebook: your family is here
Instagram: your friends are here
X: here’s information about Bryan Johnson’s girlfriends pussy

[Mediocre Gamer 🐀 @beastsquirrel]

Adding this to my list of reasons to not cruise https://t.co/79tOogu4Kh