magic man

my eyes are green i eat my vegetables• she/her • Aries ☼ • Cancer ☾ • Gemini ↑ *BLM*

[magic man @beasttboii]

I may be a 6 but I’ve got the humor of a 10.
And the sex drive of a whore.

[magic man @beasttboii]

lol ur not gonna believe this but

[magic man @beasttboii]

Had a dream my mom died and now I’m traumatized

[magic man @beasttboii]

I’m back on Twitter bc I needed somewhere to spew my depressing inner monologue

[magic man @beasttboii]

I would give my limb to feel mentally stable for once in my life

[magic man @beasttboii]

You know you got BPD when no one caring about how you feel makes you not feel it anymore 😃

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

How come no one told me about this

[magic man @beasttboii]

I’m just grateful I got hotter, idk what I’d do if I wasn’t a milf.

[magic man @beasttboii]

The worst part about being pregnant is I can’t even be emo anymore. Emo brain is like “kys” and my pregnant brain is like “dam we can’t tho bc we’re growin this thing and it’s getting pretty serious.” Who am I if I can’t be suicidal at every inconvenience??

[solé @layxsnv]

Cant Take It Anymore 😔😔 I Love Yall 💔💔

[kdin @wooperbot]

should i kill myself or have a beer

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

coming soon

[chloe 🫧 @echochlo]

new pokemon games just leaked

[PRIMA PISCES @Tekiylaaa]

I think it’s interesting that so many takes are “stop having sex” did y’all forget what men do to us when we say no and they don’t like it???

[✞ Kas ✞ @KasieTrahan]

We need the old sun back this new one taking his job too serious

[magic man @beasttboii]

Wished my dad a happy Father’s Day this year
The daddy issues are healinggggg

[magic man @beasttboii]

@venabatxx I mean they’re 3 and 4 lmao the most their fighting about is sharing stuff which I don’t get involved in bc it’s always a back and forth of “but he took mine so I took his”
I’m always listening, usually if it’s about sharing they work it out on their own or come get me

[magic man @beasttboii]

Idk if this is the right approach but sometimes when my kids are arguing I just pretend I don’t hear it and let them figure it out…
Like obviously they got beef who am I to get in the middle of it.

[magic man @beasttboii]

*puts my belt in a spot I’ll find it easily the next morning*
*can’t find it for 3 days*