Kevin Taylor a.k.a Beasty 🇪🇺

Games industry maestro; rebel scum; cynic; overlord; arcade perfect.

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@BLOCKLORDS Whoop whoop!

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Steve Pemberton is the prize task champion. Each one is a banger #Taskmaster

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@LisasMuffins @Gubbins1969 Hard agree

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@mrjamesob The biggest insult to racists is telling them they are racist.

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@mariannaspring Well, this thread proved your point.
Seriously guys, have a long hard look at yourselves.

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@ReeceShearsmith

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@GavTheSC If only it was bluer!!!

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@sexandtheswiss @RyanCoke8 Why would I buy something if I didn’t know what it was?

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@Pappylicious Always Chad, always.

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@TravelSizeTrish OC?

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@spursshow You can tell they’ve been told to be give decisions quickly. The way they are communicating is too chaotic.

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@sherlock_hulmes @HighRollersDnD That’s crazy Mark! That will be incredible

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@sherlock_hulmes I thought you would appreciate this

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@RB6K @RishiSunak Absolutely bang on. Don’t worry about the Tory defenders and sycophants.

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Me: Can you just check you’re on the right channel?
Mum: HDMI 2
Me: What colour is the light on the front?
Mum: Red
Me: It should be white.
Mum: It won’t turn on. Can you come over?
Me: It better not be something stupid
Mum: I changed the batteries in the remote. It works now.

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Family tech support

Mum: The Virgin box isn’t working
Me: Try turning it off and on
Mum: Tried that, it didn’t work. Oh and Netflix won’t work.
Me: Oh the internet is down?
(Checks Virgin Media status)
Me: The internet service is working at your postcode. Give them a call.
1/4

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(15 mins later)
Mum: Yes that works, I’ll watch that tonight

NEXT DAY (6:30am)

Mum: It’s still not working. I’ve tried everything. Can you come over? It’s urgent!!!
Me: Mum, are you sure it’s on? The service status still says it should be working.
Mum: Why can’t you help?
3/4

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@ContraPoints The doll for kids?