Sterling Bengtzing

Took the FBA by storm \m/. Bigfur for the Biloxi Voodoo. Let's fucking go! 2021 FBA Champions

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

@MinusTheIna @KevinMalka1 He gotta follow the traditions, come the fuck on!

What's next? No big fast food visit with huge orders and big tip?

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

Have ya gotten "champlaid" yet @KevinMalka1?

[Derek Kim (김대륙) @KkachiTwentyTwo]

I'm just glad that I won before they did :>

Congrats to the @VoyageursFBA!

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

Fuck it up, fellas. Let us see blood 🏀

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

On one hand, @3XThreatTerry's the most deserving player to champ it up

On the other, this is the chance @KevinMalka1 has to capitalize and become the Canadian kingpin

The standards say root for the one that beat you but gotta make sure the one we pass the torch to deserves it

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

@3XThreatTerry What you said last year.

It ain't gonna be easy, don't fuck up.

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

@Mumitroldene Ya did well, fella. And thanks for the nice words. I had to do you justice... and fucking destroy your team.

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

Oh man, I'm tired from balling this afternoon...

...wait.

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

@KkachiTwentyTwo I'm americanized, so lol.

Yanno I feed my guests well, it's YOU who comes up with the bullshit like "I'm vegan" n stuff.

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

Another jewel to the crown, top of the whole league.

I'm blessed to be with these motherfuckers doing what we good at, revolutionizing the league, and you best believe we going to do our best to make sure to give the rings to ourselves at the next champ ceremony. #backtoback

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

And the last achievement in the career? Booked.

Plenty times close, but now, we got the cigar. #BestRecord.

And enough time for a break!

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

When @AstroJackal needs help to get out of the spacesuit after landing.

https://t.co/YLwQ8uNumG

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

If you try to get cute with my team, I'll personally posterize ya.

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

What we're not gonna do: this.

Reggie's the most clutch players in the league alive right now (Alphas should remember that pretty well), and big fucking part of the success story.

Take a seat, face the wall, take hare and otter dick outta the throat, think about what you done.

[Ash Van Zant @TheGrandVanZant]

@GeneralLowe You wanted to team up for an easy ring ya lil' punk. You get to hide behind Kim, River, Sterls and Andrius and act like ya'll hot shit when really you's just shit...Face it, ya'll the fifth man in that damn quartet.

And careful, all that pain and rage as a player made me better

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

Ok, ya had your moments. @GeneralLowe @KkachiTwentyTwo. Tomorrow's another game. Get your shit together, and forget the circus.

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

@3XThreatTerry Figured I'd join the fun since it's the day everyone's tweeting jokes.

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

@3XThreatTerry

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

@3XThreatTerry @HanielLemur @TheGrandVanZant The fuck you comparing Newark with Queens.

Queens is the part where everyone lives, flies in and affords to get bored.

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

Did a wholeass Austin city say "this bitch empty, yeet"?

[Sterling Bengtzing @Beastzing]

@3XThreatTerry Weakness is telegraphed, planned, signed, sealed, delivered, it's ours to exploit.