Deadbeat Uncle

I'm a don't know, don't care, just don't give a shit --- I'm a no house, no boss, no kids, no god - Dead Beat Uncle.(Anti-Conservative...🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️)

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

@StephenKing Never Going Back Again, Fleetwood Mac....

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

When I call to ask for a breakdown of my latest bill, it should not take 23 minutes. It was faster in 1980. That's crappy customerservice...

@TexasGasService

[Dr. Amit Arya @AmitAryaMD]

Retweet if you think our government should bring back indoor mask mandates. #BringBackMasks

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

@JessGrose I was gonna smoke ya, Jess. But I see here you've already been drawn, quartered, and devoured....deservedly....

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

Yep, just go ahead and pinch off a loaf in my pool. I love it...

[Rafael Shimunov 🍉 🕎 @rafaelshimunov]

@GovKathyHochul We want to see the whole series Governor Hochul!

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

Good. Send the humans away and make #Disney a #squirrel sanctuary.

https://t.co/yLB5uRrNbu

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

@RyanMarino What to do with so many wackos. What to do....

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

Sandy Posey knew...

https://t.co/gk4ZBhCG1g

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

So I call @AustinRegional , Hutto about masking at their location. The receptionist says it's optional for their staff. She then says she'll ask the nurse and puts me on hold. She never gets back to me. That's #Texas for ya! #Yeehaw!!!!

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

If you're having trouble delivering content online, it's likely because you're not creative enough, you're not explicit enough, you're not organized enough, and you're not disciplined enough.

#staysafe #Virtual #online #remotelearning

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

So frigged up! Especially after quite a few....

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

A lot of older people will lie to you, but I'll give it to you straight. You young people can have it all. Go ahead and have the full fucking catastrophe. Have your kids, your house's, your car's, your dog's, your cats, etc. Have it all Your life is gonna totally suck....

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

Jesus!
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https://t.co/8gkpDkpVms

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

@JoshuaFechter Idiots! The cycle continues of panic and neglect. The only business I'll ever be conducting in person is curbside grocery pick up. How does that benefit our economy?

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

@DrTomFrieden The most important (repeat) lesson is how callous people are. We've been stripped of our altruistic delusions once more.

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

It's hard to be outraged at the callousness we see now when your own parents kept buying dogs long after they knew how severe your allergies to dogs were...

#COVID19 #COVIDIOTS

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

"She was a dime a dozen
And they were two of a kind."

The #American people .

~DLR

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

@MacFarlaneNews @joncoopertweets #grub

[Deadbeat Uncle @beat_uncle]

.@nytimes "Did Omicron spread less in the parts of the U.S. where social distancing and masking were more common?"

Dumb question. People are trapped at work and school all day with psychos who won't mask or get vaccinated.

#COVIDIOTS