Boba Fett

[Boba Fett @beatifulbobafet]

I put on the helmet for the sole purpose of never having to do makeup

[Boba Fett @beatifulbobafet]

The reason that I show no emotion is that I express all emotion that I feel over the course of 1000 years

[Boba Fett @beatifulbobafet]

@oldfartben I'll have you know the only hair that you'll ever see is the braids of Jedi that I've slain, you on the other hand need a shave

[Boba Fett @beatifulbobafet]

@oldfartben right, and next you're going to make me believe that you Jedi actually have this so called "force"

[Boba Fett @beatifulbobafet]

@oldfartben Side note: you have got to teach me how to do the cool lighting effect where you look like a ghost

[Boba Fett @beatifulbobafet]

@oldfartben but in the end didn't he chop you in half.

[Boba Fett @beatifulbobafet]

@oldfartben that old pervert is not the problem here. If you knew what you were doing he wouldn't "make them feel it flow through them"

[Boba Fett @beatifulbobafet]

@oldfartben I didn't fail to control not one but two apprentices, one of which went on a child killing spree

[Boba Fett @beatifulbobafet]

@oldfartben only until you have to fight a Sith, at that point they hit your mark

[Boba Fett @beatifulbobafet]

I only have a hard exterior so that people can't hurt the real me

[Boba Fett @beatifulbobafet]

@oldfartben I'm sorry, but aren't you the old dart here?

[Boba Fett @beatifulbobafet]

@oldfartben remember when I killed all of those jawas and made you pile up all of the bodies

[Boba Fett @beatifulbobafet]

Tried to cook lasagna for Darth Vader with my flamethrower today.
Apparently "no disintegrations" counts for more than just people

[Boba Fett @beatifulbobafet]

I just wish that people would see me for who I am on the inside