beatrice

where is bébé’s chamber

[beatrice @beatingrice]

if u eat spicy food while ur pregnant does that mean ur baby will be born a fire bender

[normal person @arianadotgov]

they’re going to give newborn babies septum piercings at the hospital

[Anti @antipiker]

greg abbott wheelchair at midnight

[Anjunabitch @peggingforsoup]

how it feels to tell coworkers you rave

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

looney tune ass summer

[Joshwelt @weltszznn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[C @C111010]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[Fab 🇺🇸🇪🇺 @FabTheWoker]

they called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

we all died and this is hell

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

[laura ✨ @_goldenlaura]

me sitting on my couch in melbourne watching green day performing american idiot:

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

I’m reaching the stage of leftism where I’m ready to buy a gun

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

They gave him a steak with candles like he’s a dog about to die.

[The Sims @TheSims]

no spoilers here, just our true end game💖💚

[Cave Johnson @realCaveJ]

jd vance chewing on the oval office desk when Trump barges in

[Iris Lewinsky @1R_1S]

weighed myself before and after pooping and I was heavier after

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

I have watched this video a hundred times. The way they all back away from the frog like they’ve just realized he’s a superhero takes me out every time

[James @jamesmacd10]

this is one of the most hunger games capital ass dystopian things I’ve ever seen

[jo @cowboypraxis]

i tried to make two plans in one day. as if i were god. as if i were literal god.