Linds E.

Midwest mama #murderino • I love gangsta rap, The Beatles, crafts & true crime #TheResistance

[ᴇʟᴇ ʙᴀᴛᴄʜꜱ |⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🐦 @ElenneMigo]

No one:

#BenedictCumberbatch accepting an award:
😄

[Jen @such_hockey_wow]

@AITA_reddit I love drama, I would be a great referee, and I’ll have the apologizer pay me for whatever dish I bring. Please invite me to an apology dinner.

[Matt Ford @fordm]

This is the first time The Onion has updated this piece since February 27, 2020.

[The Walrus @thewalrus]

In the US, nearly one in 100 people have OCD, with about half of those cases being severe. In Canada, 1 percent will experience an episode. And @nerdygirly is one of them. But, in media portrayals, the disorder often seems like a benign quirk. https://t.co/ecHYEAQG4C 1/5

[Linds E. @beatlebabe]

At 22, I was

•wife for less than a year
•step-mom to 7 and 8 yr olds
•new mother to 1 month old

[jescobar @jorge19691]

The Devil Wears MAGA. #TitlesForMelaniasMemoir

[Mister Race Bannon @MrRaceBannon]

White Pride And Prejudice #TitlesForMelaniasMemoir

[Linds E. @beatlebabe]

Phew we didn't let down the country again...

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Michael Flynn gets away with lying to the FBI twice and I can't even get away with not looking at the dog when my husband demands me to because "she looks so cute right now, look at her, look at her, look at her right now"

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Now remember, kids: ALWAYS stick your wet fingers into the electrical sockets, because advice telling you NOT to do so is Orwellian.🙄

[Kailani Koenig @kailanikm]

Wisconsin Gov. Evers gave an address tonight as the state keeps breaking COVID-19 records: "It took us 7.5 months to get to 100,000 cases, but it only took 36 days to add another 100,000. The way things are going, it will take us only 20 days to reach another 100,000 cases."

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!

[Linds E. @beatlebabe]

Call me odd, I can't EVEN🤬

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Just had a great meeting with @realdonaldtrump @potus besides what he’s done so far with criminal reform, the platinum plan is going to give the community real ownership. He listened to what we had to say today and assured he will and can get it done. 🤙🏾

[Linds E. @beatlebabe]

What the fuq tho...you listen to Donald?!
5432, let my number 1 go 😣

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Just had a great meeting with @realdonaldtrump @potus besides what he’s done so far with criminal reform, the platinum plan is going to give the community real ownership. He listened to what we had to say today and assured he will and can get it done. 🤙🏾

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

CHRIS ROCK: What you want? A Cookie?!
ME: yes.
PAUL RUDD:

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

Donald—I appreciate the free publicity for Borat! I admit, I don’t find you funny either. But yet the whole world laughs at you.

I’m always looking for people to play racist buffoons, and you’ll need a job after Jan. 20. Let’s talk!

https://t.co/itWnhJ8TQF

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

If that fly laid eggs in Mike Pence's hair he better fucking carry them to full term.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

And more than anything, I hope you’ll vote for Joe with power, with passion, and with a love of this country that cannot possibly be denied.

[Linds E. @beatlebabe]

In my mind, Superbad and Mean Girls we're equal years ago...then I saw #booksmart (which seemed like a much needed female version of Superbad and NOT just cuz it's Jonah's sister.) Quotable: Mean Girls #1 --Relevant: Booksmart #1--Late-Night-High: Superbad #1

[The Ringer @ringer]

What happens when Seth, Evan, and McLovin take on Cady and the Plastics? There’s only one way to find out, and it starts by voting for either ‘Superbad’ (1) or ‘Mean Girls’ (1) in our #TeenMovieBracket Final Four

[Jorn @woodfeeds]

Its been 2 weeks since the Oshkosh WI sand bar party. My mom is a nurse in Oshkosh so if you went to this and are experiencing symptoms, fuck you. I don't care. But my mom does so be nice to her. Tell her you're sorry.