Ërika ₩öbbröck☀⚡

kiss my fucking ass

[KavenRein @kaven_rein]

Self Care is cancelled, we are listening to Mötley Crue and doing blow

[Joe @UrFavoriteMexi]

Puff your chest out a little more, Walz. You should’ve put down your foot 3 days ago. Half of Minneapolis is burnt down but now lets act like a “leader”. What a god damn fraud you are

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I can’t stand back & watch this happen to a great American City, Minneapolis. A total lack of leadership. Either the very weak Radical Left Mayor, Jacob Frey, get his act together and bring the City under control, or I will send in the National Guard & get the job done right.....

[Pehl Malone @nplax_25]

Heading to St. Paul after work, heard target is having a huge sale 100% off! Anyone need a new tv or Xbox?

[Queener @itsqueener]

The Purge - Minneapolis Edition

[ROCK⚜️ @Raquel_Munoz10]

@sofiafranklyn Give us Call Her Daddy with @alexandracooper and Milf Hunter !!!!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

REOPEN OUR COUNTRY!

[Anna Khait @Annakhait]

How about we REOPEN, and whoever wants to say home can stay home!

[Ërika ₩öbbröck☀⚡ @beatlebug219]

@lexileighton11 Now that’s heartbreak

[Bill Toulouse @BillToulouse]

Minnesota's Largest Candy Store. Full of people. Safe.

Wal Marts across the state. Full of people. Safe.

Grocery stores packed with people. Safe.

But a Legion Baseball game with 25 kids and usually 50-100 fans spread out isn't safe.

We've lost common sense.

[stephany @earthdarlin]

i was a mom to most of my ex’s so happy mother’s day to me

[charlie @chunkbardey]

when recipes are like “add 12 ounces of asparagus” it’s like what the fuck are you talking about. what does one ounce of asparagus look like i’m literally going to fucking kill you

[HINI @therealdouhini]

A is for when I’m excited, B is for when I’m fed up with your ass

[Ërika ₩öbbröck☀⚡ @beatlebug219]

😂 7am and 6pm.
If you were wondering 🤷🏽‍♀️

[k a i t @dovahkaiit]

How do guys have a SET pooping schedule???? Like 4:30 and 9:30 EVERY DAY no matter what???

[Ërika ₩öbbröck☀⚡ @beatlebug219]

@JackWidmer Damn right

[Ërika ₩öbbröck☀⚡ @beatlebug219]

Getting paid to take a shit is one of my favorite things about having a job.