Tom Bombadil Esq.🇺🇦

Teacher, author, cricketer and connoisseur of frontier gibberish. Sheffield United forever.🇺🇦

[Tom Bombadil Esq.🇺🇦 @beatledad]

@DonkeySanctuary I love Walter.

[Tom Bombadil Esq.🇺🇦 @beatledad]

Fair to say that we are wobbling in this game. Fatigue perhaps. Fresh legs advisable.

[Tom Bombadil Esq.🇺🇦 @beatledad]

@MarkEklid I’d have thrown the ball to Hamer.

[Tom Bombadil Esq.🇺🇦 @beatledad]

That was a truly terrible penalty!

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.

[The Harry Enfield Show @HarryEnfield6]

Smashie and Nicey - Christmas is charity

[Tom Bombadil Esq.🇺🇦 @beatledad]

@SheffieldUnited Now I believe it!

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

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[The Harry Enfield Show @HarryEnfield6]

Smashie and Nicey - O Come, All Ye Faithful

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

The government could have finally brought Royal Mail into public ownership.

It sold it to a Czech billionaire instead.

We are being ripped off. It’s time to put Royal Mail back where it belongs: in public hands.

https://t.co/SPbWT2KRZk

[Tom Bombadil Esq.🇺🇦 @beatledad]

@BBCSheffield Nonsense of course. It’s a recipe for congestion and chaos. I haven’t seen many cyclists using it.

[Tom Bombadil Esq.🇺🇦 @beatledad]

@BBCNews It’s been open for weeks!
It’s awful.

[EFC_FanAdvisoryBoard @EFC_FanAdvisory]

We stand in solidarity with @theposh fans.

This is appalling scheduling for what could be the last ever FA cup game at Goodison Park and will be the first ever visit for @theposh

Yet again consideration for the match-going fans is the last thing on the agenda - sort it out @FA!

[Rashid Khan @rashidkhan_19]

🤲🏻🤲🏻🇦🇫🇦🇫

[TheYoungOnes @youngonesfan]

Rubbish this, innit
#theyoungones

[Kit Yates @Kit_Yates_Maths]

It's at this time of year, when the Christmas songs come on the radio, that I like to remember one of the Pogues finest works.

[Tom Bombadil Esq.🇺🇦 @beatledad]

Sir Billy Sharp strikes again!

[terry christian @terrychristian]

As the late Christopher Hitchens described her
' She was a national catastrophe posing as the antidote to a national catastrophe'.
Did more damage to the UK population than the Germans in World War 2

[Tom Bombadil Esq.🇺🇦 @beatledad]

Take a bow Tom Davies; you’ve earned it.