One of my kids stood by the door to make sure I wouldn't be able to go home....
"YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE, YOU STAY HERE AND EAT WITH US" ๐คง๐คง๐คง๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
True story:
Man: *Steps on my shoe to get my attention*
Me: *DEATH STARE*
Man: You have a beautiful smile.
Me: ...
Man: *pulls out rubber duck from his pocket*
Me: ?
Man: The duck said so