BeatrixandMidgeCo

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@stickermule Fingers crossed, we love Sticker Mule products!

[BeatrixandMidgeCo @beatrixandmidge]

All right, Berner fans, let’s blow this popsicle stand!

This is our latest Berner-centric towel design, made for chillin’. Join the fan club by getting yours from our shop, link in photo or profile!

#chillinlikeavillainimeanaberner #bernerfanclub #sunberner #berner #beacht…

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Bea is clearly a fan of her new Surfin’ Sunberner beach towel. #guysiloveit #canyoutell #andshellhavefunfunfun #tillherhumantakesthetbirdaway #sunberner #berner #beachtowel Watch #Instavideo:https://t.co/8BzKJVdQ3u

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Which one is Artemis and which one is Audrey Hepberner? #bothstarlets Thanks @imasealion for sharing this great photo of Artemis with our Audrey Hepberner beach towel! Click the link in the photo to get your own 🏖#lookatthosepearlywhites #audreyhepb… https://t.co/A2a550ZI7h

[BeatrixandMidgeCo @beatrixandmidge]

Nailed it! Supermodel @athellomamasboyberner chillin out—someone get that Sunberner a frosty beverage, stat! #sunberner #bernesemountaindog #berner https://t.co/TzTGvgUtJS

[BeatrixandMidgeCo @beatrixandmidge]

Beach days are here! If you get bored of the sun, sand, surf & snacks, why not play a little Dog Beach Blanket Bingo? All the cool cats are doing it! Soft, big-dog-size towels are in our shop, link in profile. #beachdogs #dogtowel #bingo #bernesemountaindogs #daschunds #fren…

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Behold the fabled Bermaid, forever beckoning fishermen... and stealing their bait box. #sirensonggonewrong Super soft towels with this enchanting creature can be found in our shop! Click link in photo to respond to their call. #bermaid #beachberner #bern… https://t.co/nKomMnw4YF

[BeatrixandMidgeCo @beatrixandmidge]

Now that’s what we call a Sunberner! ☀️ Thanks for striking the perfect pose, @justcallmeviggy ! Big-dog-size beach towels (including this one) available now in our shop, click the link in the photo to snap one up! #chillout #sunberner #berner #beachtowe… https://t.co/gh7avJFp7m

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Happy 4th to all of our American pals!! Hope you have lots of beach time and parties and most of all snacks. Our Sunberner towels are perfect for dog-sized picnics. Just sayin’. #beachsnacks #veryimportantbusiness #sunberner #berner #onthebeach #bernesem… https://t.co/p6JICxzcFN

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***UPDATE*** Sale postponed, Shopify is having some trouble so my site isn’t loading for some people at the moment (including me!). Sale will be held NEXT SUNDAY, June 9 at 2pm PST / 5pm EST. Sorry for the inconvenience!
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These guys and a few more beach… https://t.co/JQno2dyUc6

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There’s been some talk of Berner Brains lately—feather fears, tenacious tail-wagging, sock ingestion. This is a tribute to all you batty bears out there! #bernerbrain #irrationalfearsRus #fridaymorningnosebump #berner https://t.co/6C0XNdcjuu

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The beaches are about to be full of bermaids and sunberners! Our super-soft, big-dog sized towels are perfect for drying off after a dip (or a wade, we know a lot of you Berners rarely fully commit!) Click link in photo or profile to check out our full l… https://t.co/RhAhWioGjj

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This is Kosar, the handsomest and happiest of sunberners!! 💛 Lots of Berner towels are in our shop, just in time for summer! Thanks for the lovely photo @kimberlywagner86
#sunberner #bernese #dogtowel #berner #bernergifts #beachdog #bernesemountaindog https://t.co/hSsMlOFvIE

[BeatrixandMidgeCo @beatrixandmidge]

Thank you so much for the huge response to my little Berner sale yet again! I know it’s frustrating though, the mad race to get your info entered in before everyone else. I will be trying something different next time, it will mean a random selection, bu… https://t.co/eauNi7ju25

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A new crop of springtime Bernaments will be popping up tomorrow at 2pm PST / 5pm EST. Link in photo! #bernaments #handmade #feltedwool #bernesemountaindogs https://t.co/bhuOqmvAtG

[BeatrixandMidgeCo @beatrixandmidge]

Sound ON! I’ve been making some stop-motion videos with my felted critters—I call this one Dog Park Bebop! If you’re interested in following along, I post them on my personal account @bambi.vision
Also, a new batch of little springtime Berners will be blooming soon, watch th…

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Our Berner infographic has been making the rounds again, and I’ve had lots of requests for prints. They’re available in two sizes in our shop, just click the link in the photo to go straight to them! Thanks for all the interest, fellow Bernerphiles! #ber… https://t.co/zVZkErst8P

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Who’s up for a little heartbern? I’ve whipped up a little batch o’ sweetheart Berners, they will be for sale tomorrow at 2pm PST/ 5pm EST on the site, link in photo. They always go fast so check in as close to the sale time as possible! #heartberner #fel… https://t.co/ke05rpjMQ4

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Check it out, Maggie @crazyberner totally nailed the #sunberner pose!! Nice job, Maggie! #berner #sprawl https://t.co/OCnslASrt5

[BeatrixandMidgeCo @beatrixandmidge]

There have been far too many losses of late in our IG Berner family. We are so very sorry to say goodbye to @beau.theberner so suddenly, he had a larger-than-life personality, and The General will always be remembered by so many of us around the world. #… https://t.co/vyqYEBGHy6