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No one knows this about me but I’m soooooooo tired

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God I love alcohol

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Rewatched Darjeeling on the flight. Kinda wish me and Henry had a third sibling. A youngest brother. Obviously.

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On the topic: I Might Be Wrong would be a great runway song. I wonder if anyone’s ever used it.

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The last time I saw Radiohead was Coachella 2012 and I fell asleep standing up 🤩

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I liked the new Versace - sue me! Could it have used a tighter edit? Sure. But heaven forbid someone try something!!

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I’m going to Rome next week and every time I’ve told someone about it they’ve asked if I’m going alone. I’ve built an incredible reputation for myself.

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Getting your period is so nosferatu

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I’m a plus size model

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Sometimes I just decide my period is over and then, it is

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TSA confiscated my bubble wand :(

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Sitting at the Gjusta counter with 4 other solo women

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Bought coconut deodorant and it’s made me a better woman

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I think about the opening scene from Osmosis Jones a lot

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I’ve decided to submit to my mustache

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Girls only want one thing and it’s gay guys

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I really miss The Landmark on Pico 😭

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I am so me

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I treat my inbox like Schrödinger’s cat. Silence those notifications ladies!!

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My car smells like dosa