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Busy.

[Melony🍈 @MelonTeee]

gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life

[beets @beatsbybee]

@barandbench Very telling that no one is reading the actual article which clearly states that both parties are working and NOT financially dependent on e/o. More than that, he is a school teacher and she is college professor.

[yuck @sillygrinch]

fuck yeah college helps. It helps you not fall for that kinda bullshit again 🙃

[yuck @sillygrinch]

What’s worse : moving back home or no moving back home?

[yuck @sillygrinch]

Employment has exposed me to the fuller lives people live. Now I do things so I can seem interesting during daily standup. Lying would be a lot cheaper.

[yuck @sillygrinch]

Sometimes my brain doesn’t retain source of knowledge. So if I say something I don’t always know why I think that’s true? You just have to believe me. Ugh what a cautionary tale.

[yuck @sillygrinch]

Me to nobody: Do you follow me on Tweeters?

[yuck @sillygrinch]

What if i am actually an efficient person and just love lying?

[yuck @sillygrinch]

Sometimes I will create a fake personality for other people and forget my actual personality.

[yuck @sillygrinch]

How to stay in and never talk to a human? Be rich How to be rich? Find a mentor How to get a mentor? Meet people How to meet people? Network. How to Network? Go outside.

[yuck @sillygrinch]

I am so good at being good at things but quite terrible at getting good at things

[yuck @sillygrinch]

Gays who gay it, gay it. Gay who gornt gornt

[yuck @sillygrinch]

Modi : “ WELL IF YOU HADN’T STUDIED IN a ✨small✨fOREIgn nation”

[beets @beatsbybee]

When they say school is the best time of your life, they mean everything else will only get worse #lifehacks

[beets @beatsbybee]

My astrology : I’m a Scorpio so my colours are red and grey 🔺✨
Your astrology : my child was born on 6th of may so it must die 🔪👶🏾

[beets @beatsbybee]

I hate my brain. It doesn’t even store memory anymore.

[beets @beatsbybee]

Youtube Watch Party is the digital equivalent of a ketchup bottle

[beets @beatsbybee]

I’m a writer. *writes like a kindergartner on coke*

[beets @beatsbybee]

My boobs are significant enough to be a problem.

[beets @beatsbybee]

@sillygrinch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂