jared laeger

👷 irie philosophies & intellectual insights 🙇🏼

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

@GolfNApp trying to understand your point system and how base payout is calculated. please help. i’ve read the whitepaper but some things don’t add up

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

@Jaxweah @grok beginners luck?

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

@GolfNApp is there an issue with your discord server? do you have customer support? i’m trying to understand how the base payout is calculated and possibly some other questions

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

@QuickBooks your customer service is the worst! every agent i speak to sounds like they’re looking at a computer for the first time

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

hot take: when it comes to soliciting, i’d rather support a hobo with a talent (ie, playing an instrument) rather than buy cookies from a little girl

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

@sausage_party is a present-day #animalfarm

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

@JustinThomas34 @TheOpen do any of you guys follow the others when you miss the cut? why not go walk the ropes and support the homie? too much of a distraction being amongst the plebeians?

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

who’s a better mvp for washington, #Ovechkin or #Putin?
#StanleyCupFinals

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

if you follow her or watch her videos, then you clearly don’t understand why this is america

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

@HelloFresh your customer service is bullshit and your app is rigged. thanks for charging me for shut i didn’t order bcuz your system failed.

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

never ruin a good high

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

🎶 ooo i like the smell of west coast pheromones 🎶 #NoMBe #californiagirls @NoMBeMusic #wearestardust

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

Quite likely the most insightful conversation i’ve ever heard (self-esteem, insecurities, self-identification, value, truth, transparency)
Cast aside your judgements and listen to what real honesty sounds like💯
@AriShaffir @AriShaffirFetus @AubreyMarcus https://t.co/DqUZPXxPLY

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

two black dudes and one asks the other, “yo, are you feelin’ this?”

*camera pans to 3rd friend who was previously out of camera shot*

phil mickelson: “yeah, i’m phillin’ this”

#masters #letsgolefty #numberfour

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

@ayebraybray_ literally finished my last bite the moment before they started cutting 🤢🤮

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

living life in airplane mode...taking care of myself first #iamthemaincharacter

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

@hm filing a lawsuit against an artist over their own creative work is a beacon of respect, especially after an unsuccessful attempt at appropriating said artwork #NoClass #BoycottHM https://t.co/AsjbobTaXx

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

@barstoolsports there’s much more to the story. but hey, great job at capturing the audiences attention! you’re superior sports commentary is unparalleled 🙄

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

@maninhisprime @GOLF_com @JustinThomas34 don’t be a chump. respect the players, respect the game.

[jared laeger @beatsbythebear]

“big fish in a small pond” #bowdown