Tim Beaty, MD

Pediatric Pulmonologist. Fixing tiny lungs & broken portfolios since forever. Health, crypto, investing, dad jokes, and existential dread about sugar. Aloha!

[Tim Beaty, MD @beatytc]

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Big news, Hawaii families!
On April 24th, I turned in my 90-day notice. I will be opening my own solo pediatric pulmonology practice right here in Hawaii.

This is both exciting and a little scary — but I’m truly looking forward to this new adventure.
Thread below👇

#HawaiiKeiki #PedsPulm

[Tim Beaty, MD @beatytc]

週末の簡単リマインダー：

吸入器を2週間以上使っていない場合は、最初に2回空打ちして再プライムを。これで薬がノズルまでしっかり届き、いざという時にちゃんと効きます。

準備をしておきましょう！ 🌺

#TinyLungs #Asthma #PediatricAsthma #HawaiiKeiki #InhalerTips #AsthmaAwareness

[Tim Beaty, MD @beatytc]

Quick weekend reminder:

If your inhaler hasn’t been used in 2+ weeks, reprime it by wasting two puffs first. This gets the medicine into the nozzle so it actually works when you need it.

Stay ready! 🌺

#TinyLungs #Asthma #PediatricAsthma #HawaiiKeiki #InhalerTips #AsthmaAwareness #WeekendReminder

[De Arellano @AramisJoelRami1]

@SarahisCensored Monkey pox! He was cough shrimping

[Sydney Collins @SydneyNicolex_]

Since a certain person *cough cough* cm punk kept saying you just made the list! It has to mean a certain person who sings in a rock band and is also called Y2J is coming back right? lol #wweraw

[MoonBeamStrays @MoonBeamStrays]

Imma share a dream with you all to show you how lame I am. I had a dream I couldn't leave town on train because it was 'purge night'. Great.

People were coming after me left and right and what killed me...was my asthma attack.

[Tim Beaty, MD @beatytc]

@makenafan I’ve never heard of the xeriscape garden before, I will need to check it out!

Here’s a pic I took on my last time up Koko Head

[Tim Beaty, MD @beatytc]

🐔 Why did this chicken cross the road?
Probably to skip the 1,000 brutal steps on Koko Head behind him.

Koko Head hike is legendary… and leg-destroying.

Who’s actually done the full climb? Drop your stories below 👇

Happy King Kamehameha Day! 🌺

#KokoHead #HawaiiHikes #KingKamehamehaDay #Aloha

[Tim Beaty, MD @beatytc]

@tuuu28283 They sell donuts and … dunkins?

[Tim Beaty, MD @beatytc]

@Rivals @RionJackson15 @josh_newberg @SWiltfong_ @ChadSimmons_ @adamgorney @samspiegs @GregBiggins @GregSmithRivals @AllenTrieu 3 star U on its last legs 😭

[Tim Beaty, MD @beatytc]

@sakebu_cheese_ The red flag is raised so we can dramatically declare our independence from England whenever we mail something. Very on-brand for us. 🤣

[Tim Beaty, MD @beatytc]

🐔 なぜこの鶏は道路を横切ったの？

おそらく、後ろのココヘッドにある1000段の過酷な階段を避けるためだね。

ココヘッドのハイキングは有名だけど… 脚が壊れるレベルでキツイ。

実際にフルで登ったことある人？ 体験談を下に教えてください 👇

キング・カメハメハ・デー おめでとうございます！ 🌺

#KokoHead #HawaiiHikes #KingKamehamehaDay #Aloha

[Foxy @ColinSh21359363]

@_NBAESP_ Far cough!

[Tim Beaty, MD @beatytc]

🌺 キング・カメハメハ・デー！

ハワイ諸島を統一したアリイを称え、私たちを結ぶアロハの精神を祝います。

祝日であっても、ハワイのケイキたちのために当直しています。子どもたちが健康な肺でこのお祝いを楽しめるように。

アロハ！ ❤️

#KingKamehamehaDay #HawaiiKeiki #TinyLungs

[Tim Beaty, MD @beatytc]

🌺 Happy King Kamehameha Day!

Honoring the aliʻi who united our islands and the aloha spirit that binds us.

Even on the holiday, I’m on call for Hawaii’s keiki so they can enjoy the celebrations with healthy lungs.

Aloha! ❤️

#KingKamehamehaDay #HawaiiKeiki #TinyLungs

[Pan Anon @therealpananon]

@gdb @henrycunh COUGH COUGH. CLAUDE CODE. YOU LITERALLY COPIED IT. Codex is very good though and I do give you credit for developing it to where it is today.

[Sarakhera @Sarakhera1]

Due to changing weather sometimes we get cold and cough. venerable Guru Saint Gurmeet Ram Rahim Ji has given some excellent tips to cure cold and keeps giving them from time to time.#HealthTips https://t.co/VLrX8kjK47

[nhathuocupharmavn @nhathuocupharma]

Miếng dán giảm ho Anti-Cough Ocean Pharm là sản phẩm dạng dán ngoài da có tác dụng hỗ trợ giảm ho, tiêu đờm, khò khè, khó thở.
#nhathuocupharma #upharma #miengdangiamhoanticoughoceanpharm #NhaThuocCuaNguoiLamThuoc
Link sản phẩm tại: https://t.co/K4b7eCuc4h

[Tim Beaty, MD @beatytc]

@RosieLangello Somebody is trying to remind you to change the toilet paper roll

[Tim Beaty, MD @beatytc]

@FreddyLA7 Good timing, too!

[highlands @weegillikers]

not sure how to end this. the plan’s there n all. apologies, for anyone seein this, that life of yours has value other earths can’t fathom.

happy weekend *cough* let’s hustle on the freeways