Mikey Swanson

My account was hacked, no idea why?!

[Mikey Swanson @beauford_bailey]

@letmesiawood Wait... hairy strippers is a thing now🤠

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@garricn @MattWallace1701 Yep... your mum's always been the epitome of an 'easy rider'!

We've all enjoyed her 'capabilities' since the dawn of cock!

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@Cosbwr17 @RbinmanRichard They'll be better off without the dad who took the cowards way out.

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@audrawrongspeak @CW_Insider He also refers to you as "saggers" with his buddies when you're not around.

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@esp8687 @kathrynhall_ So she's a professional salty old clunt too?

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@TONYxTWO As an MD, I'd STRONGLY recommend a pessary for these senior women as if they're going to adopt this position, trouble awaits.

Their vaginas are undoubtably the weak link in their pelvic floor. Sadly they're most likely on borrowed time for 3rd degree or worse uterine prolapse.

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@alfahbabe @KatKanada_TM They look better naked than you do?

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@WilemanSab31024 @ToonDazza Born and Inbred by all accounts! When they said Yorkshire was really coming into it's own, I didn't realise they meant literally.

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@RadioGenoa Why is this 'defenseless child' flipping the bird in the first place? Seems like a rather clumsily cut video when it opens with him acting like at least a bit of a knob...?

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@MailOnline I'm a little confused... What does her cool sandboard have to offer the Gazan War when it comes to EITHER the genocide of Jews in Israel or Arabs in Palestine?

Both have committed evil in the past month, but what does this cool looking girl have to offer to solve the problem?

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@Imightlikeit @HairyHallofFame @Mr_UK_Bushlover You graduate eventually. First I was just the bush, then it was the armpits and it took a long time for the legs. The more the better now. Such a shame SJ stopped shooting. 100% my all time hairy fave.

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@putey_pute @afneil Who knows more about Toupée's?

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@LadyRoseofWales @MailOnline How long ago did you transition, you've nearly got the makeup side sorted!

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@GusBen_Dewales @BBCNews Crap analogy: The republic of Italy has only existed since 1946.

It's like if a blacksmith goes bankrupt in 1900, and another coffee shop moves into their premises 120 years later... why should Cafe Nero compensate a farmers ancestor whose horse went lame to a bad shoe?

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@DiaperedU One thing I know you guys took pride in was photo/video quality (I'm a photog geek too so I feel ya!).

Pretty please don't go for some resolution/bitrate crushing platform, or one where you cant view photos fullscreen properly like JFF/OF.

Can't wait tho!

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@DiaperedU Och, no! The last set I saw was the uber-cool air museum/swing set one. Hope I didn't miss too much. I sincerely hope they'll be a new site coming soon, I'll be selecting the lifetime subscriber tier FYI!

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@ozeusar @dwnews Why can't young virgin men such as 'Zeus Olympus' just go back to filling their days with masturbation like in the good old days, rather than focussing their empty lives on obsessing over brown people.

A mystery for tomorrows prostitutes to solve, I suppose.

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@hicksyalex @Ofcom He's an overweight 50 year old man. Not sure it's much of a surprise that he had a heart attack, vaccine or not.

Prior to his heart attack, I wonder what his REAL (not the porky pie he tells the doctor) weekly alcohol units were and how many fags a day did this man smoke?

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@stkirsch Still, money can't buy you hair.

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@EtherealLoveBug If you decide one is eventually needed, i'd suggest '#Tits'