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BEAU: Y'all are the greatest family I could ever ask for. I can't, I can't top this, you know.
JESTER: Then don't offer that, don't offer that at all.

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BEAU: (I go limp in its jaws. I am unconscious).
(And then it burrows underground).
JESTER: (screaming) Beau!

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BEAU: I might get in a ruckus
JESTER: Don’t get in a r--!
BEAU: I’m going to try to avoid ruckuses.

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BEAU: Look, we all get sad. I want you to know that. I haven't told you really any of this, but I also had a lonely childhood.
JESTER: You did?

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(I am immediately going to leap off the rock into the water and run towards Beau).

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JESTER: Beau, should I use my last spell to heal myself?
BEAU: Jester, you should always look out for yourself first, alright?

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Beau, you got this.

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JESTER: Let's go down. Usually scarier things are down.
BEAU: I'm always a fan of going down.

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JESTER: Are you avoiding me?
BEAU: No.
JESTER: Because we've been here and I haven't hardly seen you at all, and I think I know why.

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Fjord: Did you just ask Beau to be subtle?
CALEB: Yeah, I did.
BEAU: I'm fucking great at being subtle.
JESTER: She's getting really good at being subtle.
CADUCEUS: Very okay.
BEAU: Thanks, Caduceus. *Thank you, Jester.*

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I don't even have to say I have anything to do with you if you want. I can just be a creepy voice in his head and make sure he's okay. I can make him think he's going crazy, if you want, but.

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I did it though, I got in the dick! Do you think Jester will be proud?

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(I'm going to send a message... to Beau's dad).

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(Hearing Jester, I'm going to do Flurry of Blows, which I wasn't going to do, but hearing Jester, I'm going to because I felt so fucking inspired).

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BEAU: (I grab Jester by the arm and I pull her across the road a little bit).
JESTER: What's going on?
BEAU: Where's your thingy, your medallion, your symbol thingy?
JESTER: Oh, it's on my belt.
BEAU: I look at it.
JESTER: What about it?
BEAU: Is that the same one?

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BEAU: Jester, can you get 'em? Can you get 'em out?
JESTER: Oh, but I got to pull it out in order to heal. One, two, three.
BEAU: (gasping)
JESTER: Ahhhh!

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BEAU: I would have laid down my life for you guys.
JESTER: I would have tried to heal you back.

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(So as I look at Obann and he says, kill them all, and I start to slip into the sunken place, and I feel the darkness come through like tunnel vision. And then I just close my eyes, and I resist him. When I open them, I am sitting next to the ocean in Nicodranas, meditating).

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JESTER: It covers up your abs, though?
BEAU: (I slip it on).
(It actually comes pretty low, and you can actually see the abs in the bottom of the triangle).
JESTER: Tight, tight, tight.

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Oh, she’s all about shady shit. She does a lot of it.