Beautiful Goblin

Best Songwriter || WebDev || Footballer || Surveying and Geoinformatics ||

[͏ Posting Clips @PostinClips]

Family's reaction after finding out their dad's old rap music video 😂😂

[SHERLOCK🐐🇳🇬 @KINSH200]

My best moment in the interview

[MŘ_KÉÑ @KNakanye]

Na you know why you miss church today, our priest don ascend back to heaven.

[AMB. SERAH IBRAHIM @TheSerahIbrahim]

I found my husband today in church 🥹.

[liam @liamdahgoat_]

This game was literally Tek versus Argentina,he wasn’t ready to concede any goal

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

A young Fulani guy is out here exposing our top politicians involved in terrorism and people are being quiet about it.

He’s unraveling what these blood sucking demons we call leaders are doing to us for their selfish interests and Nigerians are quiet.

Do we all have to die?

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I agreed to let a surgeon implant a clock in my brain

Now I'm having second thoughts

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

I was going to do a "you people are very stupid and unteachable" post addressing the reaction to my recent comments about Uber.

I was going to put out a whole research piece explaining how Emil Michael, Uber's former Chief Business Officer who led the company through its hyper scaling period from 2013 to 2017 during which time it took in nearly $20bn of investment, is now the U.S. Under Secretary of War for Research and Engineering and the Chief Technology Officer at the U.S. Department of War, in addition to another role he previously held as Special Assistant to the U.S. Secretary of Defense.

I was going to explain the concept of a "revolving door" between Silicon Valley and the US security and intelligence community - something that should be common knowledge for any internet user over the age of 14. I was going to reference Uber's own publicly available legal notice where it openly states that it maintains a 24/7 emergency data request backend, built specifically for the U.S. government to pull any data Uber has harvested without a court order or any legal process.

I was going to mention how Uber's own public website states that the data it harvests includes GPS/location information, pickup and drop-off locations, trip dates and times, rider and driver identities, phone numbers and email addresses, IP and device information, billing information, communications between riders and drivers, customer-service records, and vehicle/license-plate information.

I was going to do a frame-by-frame breakdown of how such data collected in large volumes can be extremely valuable to security and intelligence actors, and how Edward Snowden's whistleblower efforts outlined how such surveillance is funded by U.S. DefSec entities including the NSA, DoW, CIA and DHS.

I was going to explain that when the Chief Business Officer at an unprofitable tech startup is somehow able to direct 20 BILLION United States Dollars of investment into that startup which has never showed any clear path to breaking even, and he then leaves that role and becomes the Chief Technology Officer at the Department of War, which has full access to the 24/7 data request backend at the tech startup which is still burning infinite amounts of "investor" funds without any visible route to profitability, you really don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to figure out what is going on.

I was going to do all that and more, it then I stopped and reminded myself that the majority of this audience cannot differentiate "I'm" from "Am", and they're at church today praying to a god whom they visualise as a white Nordic man who doesn't look anything like them. What would be the point of wasting all that explanation and indignation on undereducated, colonised people who don't know their arse from their elbow?

My public education efforts aren't really for you - they're for your children. It's your children that have hope. For most of you, fate has already been sealed. Your lives are going to be short and brutal no matter what. You're here to eat, shit, fuck, and die at 55 if you're lucky to make it that far.

It's really not your fault💔

[Beautiful Goblin @beautifulgoblin]

Stepsister got stuck in the washing machine

[Ok..🍿 @Ok_Cinema0]

you only have one film to prove that you have great taste in movies. What film are you going with??

[Beautiful Goblin @beautifulgoblin]

@ayokunlle Elenu arọ 😭😂

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

Tenants who never owed rent before are now owing rents.

Parents who used to be known for being the first to pay the school fees of their wards are now struggling to do so.

Average Nigerians are daily scrolling through their phone contacts to see who they can ask for a quick loan...

Yet the government is dishing out phantom figures and lying to themselves about the benefits of their diabolical reforms.

Except you are suicidal or crazy, seeing Tinubu and his gang out of office should be non-negotiable.

[Africa ni home @Africa_Ni_Home]

They want Ibrahim traore out. assimi goita out and General Abdourahamane Tiani out but they are okay with william ruto. bola tinubu. Alassane ouattara.
dont let them fool you again.

[Beautiful Goblin @beautifulgoblin]

@AirtelNigeria Affected mobile number?? How about you work on improving your network connectivity? Or you pack up and leave? Or change your tagline to "Mediocre Services, Unreasonable Prices".

[Beautiful Goblin @beautifulgoblin]

@AirtelNigeria I want to believe you're only charging people for frustration, not for data. Browsing is a struggle, streaming is a nightmare, I cannot watch a single video without constant buffering. @AirtelNigeria fix your damn network. It is ABSOLUTELY SHITTY!!! Eewww 🤮

[jardelito @jardelito]

Primeira vez que eu vejo o Word e o Excel dançando

[Blossom🌸 @Bloseptnew]

“store”

[Olori♑ @DenikeOlori]

M.I is clear. 🫶🫶

[Yemi. @KR3Wmatic]

In this video, we can see Muslims praising Allah because this fowl allegedly appears to be crowing ‘Ọlọ́run dákun!’ in Yoruba, meaning ‘Allah, have mercy!’ 🤦🏽

Awọn omùgọ̀, ẹru lárúbáwá. 😂

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

"I am sad to announce, that our President: Donald J. Trump, has passed away at the age of 80."

[Beautiful Goblin @beautifulgoblin]

Stuff of dreams 😂

[Bims_🖤 @bi_bimpe]

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