Queef Guysquirt

The Beavcoon. Cornell University.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

The hockey gods don’t take kindly to dives

[Labatt Blue Light @LabattUSA]

Announcers gonna be pissed about that goal.

[Queef Guysquirt @Beavcoon16]

Dobes going for an Oscar performance Jesus Christ

[Queef Guysquirt @Beavcoon16]

Obviously there’s some bias playing there most of your career but holy fuck PK Subban will need a lozenge for all the bruising at the back of his throat for the Canadiens

[Queef Guysquirt @Beavcoon16]

Just to reiterate: freedom of speech is protection from prosecution by the government. Nothing to do with consequences for being a bigoted piece of shit or rambling stupid ass ideas. Fucking morons

[Labatt Blue Light @LabattUSA]

These announcers are trash.

[Murls @mattmurley19]

Hope Guhle can get his skates sharpened during the intermission, I
don't wanna see him laying on the ice for a full period again.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA when Trump fixes a problem he created in the first place:

[Queef Guysquirt @Beavcoon16]

@kuch4mvp Couldn’t*

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

The Sabres are moving on. The slow chug from the sword may become iconic. What a wagon.

[Queef Guysquirt @Beavcoon16]

Genuinely who gives a fuck about a ballroom lol treating this like a national security necessity is batshit insane

[Pete Guelli @PeteGuelli]

So who needs to be at Game 5?#LetsGoBuffalo #sabrehood

[Queef Guysquirt @Beavcoon16]

Marathon takes that the character design is bad are so ass. It’s a bio-printed shell. They’re not human. They’re not even alive. YOU DO NOT EVEN SEE YOUR CHARACTER AND ONLY SEE OTHER SHELLS WHEN KILLING THEM. Who cares. Absolute losers mad they can’t goon in an FPS game is wild

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

This thing of ours is forever, Buffalo.

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

Who's with us?!

[Brendan Keany @BrendanKeany]

Sabres just traded Colton Parayko for Radim Mrtka and a 2026 1st round pick. Great value to trade an older d-man on a hefty contract for some blue chip assets while still contending this year. Great work by Jarmo.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Micropod with Dion Dawkins

@DDawkins66 | @hannahcmontoya

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

Bills made the bold move to fire their HC after another very good season

they wanted a big change to finally get to & win a Super Bowl

...then they got scared, and:

kept the same GM
kept the same offense
promoted same OC to HC

not sure how these are the big moves that achieve their goal

anticlimactic & feels uninspiring

[Queef Guysquirt @Beavcoon16]

Denying video evidence multiple times now to confirm your own bias and deepthroat the boot even further is certainly a choice

[Nobel Peace Center @NobelPeaceOslo]

The #NobelPeacePrize medal.

It measures 6.6 cm in diameter, weighs 196 grams and is struck in gold. On its face, a portrait of Alfred Nobel and on its reverse, three naked men holding around each other’s shoulders as a sign of brotherhood. A design unchanged for 120 years.

Did you know that some Nobel Peace Prize medals have been passed on after the award was given? A well‑known case is Dmitry Muratov’s medal, which was auctioned for over USD 100 million to support refugees from the war in Ukraine.

And the medal displayed at the Nobel Peace Center is actually on loan and originally belonged to Christian Lous Lange, Norway’s first Peace Prize laureate.

But one truth remains. As the Norwegian Nobel Committee states: “Once a Nobel Prize is announced, it cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred to others. The decision is final and stands for all time.”

A medal can change owners, but the title of a Nobel Peace Prize laureate cannot.