Melissa

30's | she/her

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

STAY IN BED AND YELL

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

REMINDER that lilies are terribly dangerous to cats and will kill us

[dave wagner @Dbwagner104]

canada geese get a lot of hate, but they're amazing. not even on my best day have i felt as confident and full of gfy energy as a canada goose standing in the middle of a parking lot, just daring a 3-ton metal vehicle to approach. perfect beings of spite and uncorrupted malice.

[Melissa @beaverdeepfakes]

@shanemadej Loves Cruella and her coat materials, too. Except that one dalmatian who threatened him that one time. This guy's keepin' everyone on their toes.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Eleven boats are stuck in the Suez Canal

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

weighted blankets are not enough. hit me with a shovel

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Who among us has not both fucked around and found out?

[Melissa @beaverdeepfakes]

@wearewatcher The path between them going on a beaver tangent in TMS well over a year ago to (O)beaver content becoming an integral part of their fan branding is just... 🧑‍🍳💋

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

IT’S TIME!!! 🎄☃️ #MariahSZN

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

The conversation around Taylor Swift putting out multiple albums is so funny cause your faves put out one album and people still don’t buy it.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

im such a bitch when im tired. also when im over caffeinated and too awake. also when im hungry. also when im too full. also when im cold. also when im hot. wait am i just a bitch

[Melissa @beaverdeepfakes]

@wearewatcher Poor Katie tbh 😔

[Melissa @beaverdeepfakes]

@shanemadej This is the source of Ryan's rage. His villain origin story.

[Melissa @beaverdeepfakes]

@ryansbergara @wearewatcher Old, spooky, potentially-haunted building: *creaks at just the wrong moment*
Ryan Bergara: ... Fuck this place and its ghosts, I'm out of here. Not just because I have to change my pants, either.

[Melissa @beaverdeepfakes]

@shanemadej @ryansbergara @wearewatcher Would you just lookit that little guy. So excited to be so startled. Can't wait to hear him threaten the things that scare him for the internet's amusement again. 💕😌👻📂

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

It’s so nice out today I need to kiss a girl and carve a pumpkin and kiss a girl and make banana bread and kiss a girl

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

It's officially the first day of

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