Perry the Platypus

Totally not a secret agent or Perry the Platypus or a Platypus at all. Also yes I can type, it’s canon. I mean who?

[Perry the Platypus @BeavertailBill]

If I ever reach 2,000 followers I will pop Balloony in front of Doofenshmirtz’s eyes.

[Perry the Platypus @BeavertailBill]

You’re welcome again btw

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

O.J Simpson has passed away at the age of 76 after a battle with prostate cancer.

[Perry the Platypus @BeavertailBill]

I’m coming back

[Perry the Platypus @BeavertailBill]

App is kinda lame. SCRUFF is better in my opinion.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

15 years ago today, Grindr was launched.

[The Phineas And Ferb Page @The_PnF_Page]

A sleepy Platypus to end #PlatypusDayWeekend

Goodnight Tri-State Area #PhineasAndFerb

[Perry the Platypus @BeavertailBill]

Important Platypus Day announcement

[The Phineas And Ferb Page @The_PnF_Page]

Happy #PlatypusDay! And Happy #PlatypusDayWeekend!

Now that I have your attention PnF fans, it’s also a #GlobalStrikeDay / #ShutItDown4Palestine Day, DO NOT post anything unrelated to that. Check out this year’s annual Platypus Day Appeal for Palestine⬇️ #PhineasAndFerb

[Perry the Platypus @BeavertailBill]

You would not believe the day I’m having Elmo

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?

[Perry the Platypus @BeavertailBill]

Wtf?? I don’t want any of these

[Scrubb @Scrubb_the_fox]

Christmas gifts for ✨️BOTTOMS✨️ 🦊💅

[The Phineas And Ferb Page @The_PnF_Page]

Phineas And Ferb: “Let’s go to space!”

Perry’s Sublot:

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Perry the Platypus word of the day

Agony

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Damn
Danville is kinda boring rn.

Someone build an inator so I can thwart them.

[The Phineas And Ferb Page @The_PnF_Page]

Just gonna leave him here

[Perry the Platypus @BeavertailBill]

Draw me like one of your French plats

[Perry the Platypus @BeavertailBill]

@xaevlol

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I’m Perry the Platypus and I approve of this rad album cover
#PerryArtFeatures

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You’re welcome again guys btw

[Pop Base @PopBase]

George Santos has officially been expelled from Congress.

[Perry the Platypus @BeavertailBill]

Take it all off now

[Perry the Platypus @BeavertailBill]

Underneath your skin a cooler, muscular version of yourself.
Tear it off

[Perry the Platypus @BeavertailBill]

Major Monogram didn’t like this one

[Perry the Platypus @BeavertailBill]

I mean…

Krrrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgt

[Perry the Platypus @BeavertailBill]

WOOOOO!!!!
HENRY KISSINGER IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

[Perry the Platypus @BeavertailBill]

WOOOOO!!!!
HENRY KISSINGER IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!