TheGreenHouse

[TheGreenHouse @BeaverTales69]

StraightDave: "Dude, your gunna be spewing out of both pretty soon"

ReigSauce: "Huh, yeah probably"

[TheGreenHouse @BeaverTales69]

"Get out of here with that black penis s***. F*** you" -Airforce1

[TheGreenHouse @BeaverTales69]

"Let's get some Jimmy Buffet up in this bitch" - Air Force One

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

Snoop is so fucking high that he can't handle this shit.

[TheGreenHouse @BeaverTales69]

"This is a new level of stupid. I'm making crazy shit happen."
- Reeg Daddy

[TheGreenHouse @BeaverTales69]

"This hotel probably has mold that could kill an ape. There's water coming out of the ceiling."
- Reegs

[TheGreenHouse @BeaverTales69]

"When Hillary's done, we'll be back to using rocks and sticks."
- Libby

[TheGreenHouse @BeaverTales69]

"Dan, take us to the ghetto. Jk, rofl."
- Reegs, somewhere in KY

[TheGreenHouse @BeaverTales69]

"I'm trying to fight the New World Order over here."
- 40

[TheGreenHouse @BeaverTales69]

Something's up when the cleanest and most accurate measuring cup in the kitchen is a shot glass… #ghproblems #1oz

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Statue On University Campus Depicting Man Talking To Woman On Bench Deemed Sexist, I Give Up: http://t.co/TrQnw0kprU

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Thank you to all the #TruePatriots this Memorial Day.

[TheGreenHouse @BeaverTales69]

Swizzle: don't take my phone what are ya the government??
Dick Cheney: you're more like a cunt.
#MemorialDay

[TheGreenHouse @BeaverTales69]

"It's hard to speak."
- Concussed Reegsauce

[TheGreenHouse @BeaverTales69]

"I'm not gonna live forever. Gimme another beer."
- Libby

[TheGreenHouse @BeaverTales69]

Congratulations to the @Patriots for their victory! If you're celebrating, have fun but not too much fun... #SB49

[TheGreenHouse @BeaverTales69]

Did you prepare yourself for the Super Bowl this year? Have fun! #SB49 #SouthPark

[TheGreenHouse @BeaverTales69]

"We should give Manny some cocaine."
- Chuckles
@Polancoemm

[TheGreenHouse @BeaverTales69]

"If I didn't listen to Orleck, I'd be a retard."
-Areegsauce

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

ESPN’s Gerry Hamilton Accidentally Tweets Out PornHub Link, Probably Having Recently Masturbated: http://t.co/fTM2aIFDnF