rachael 🐍

cheesy, breezy, beautiful

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

20% in the scary movie franchise is like a 12 minute standing ovation at the cannes film festival

[rachael 🐍 @bebananas]

@MetroNorth skipping the last 4 cars on the 5:18 to new rochelle is insane. If it gets up to 4 cars not opening can you do 2 in the front and 2 in the back? Also can the conductors not be rude about being in the “wrong” car? put this info on the app of which cars will be skipped

[pia @reaptides]

i may not have 30 years. but i think i have another hour. #hacks

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

How it feels to say “I dunno, I thought it was fun” after someone tells me they hated a movie

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I’m going to start responding to work emails with this picture until my PTO

[rachael 🐍 @bebananas]

@tru_fru

[isa bella @riveryunfernet]

Hoy estaba escuchando paper rings feliz de la vida hasta que por primera vez presté atención y escuché cuando dice "I'm with you even if it makes me blue" mi reacción fue esta

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[rachael 🐍 @bebananas]

The Queen of Genovia

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[.𝒅𝒆𝒔!𝟎𝒓𝒆 @wyadesire]

don't invite me out to the function unless this is the vibe

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's haunted

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

[Severance HQ @lumonsindustry]

In honor of yesterday’s Artemis II mission launch, here’s a photo of the Artemis II crew dressed up as the characters of Severance for Halloween 2025! 🩵

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

will never forget the girl i hooked up with who had peanut shells all over her bedroom floor like it was Texas Roadhouse. i think we could’ve built a really scary life together

[kar @bustitopen420]

ICE in the airports today

[maha @mahaaaay]

type of guys that have to put their finger under the words when they read

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

[rachael 🐍 @bebananas]

@TJTambourine So where’s the dip