stpd bsh 🫡

existing in a constant state of unwashed hair and suffering

[💎 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

what about covid nineteen-and-a-half. it’s a movie about timon and pumba’s experience during the pandemic

[stpd bsh 🫡 @bebannguyen]

update they’re dating now

[stpd bsh 🫡 @bebannguyen]

almost forgot i was depressed because ive watched two of my (taken) coworkers flirt every day thinking no one notices i havent been this entertained since drake vs kendrick

[fishious @fishquichee]

To catch a bus you have to think like a bus

[x__x @bpdsins]

babe ur tone in texting is off do u hate and wish death upon me now

[aba @theabaverse]

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

[x__x @bpdsins]

they hate when u serve mentally
disturbed and sexually repressed perverted eldest daughter

[Cat @CatInShambles]

scientists now recommend feeding cats 7 times a day to prevent extinction

[madeline ☻ @madsandcheez]

and for the lady…. perhaps a gun?

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

if i had premarital sex with you, you are not my ex. you are a sin. i repel you, in the name of god. and my body count is back to 0. amen

[Riċ @ricblurs]

if you want flowers on feb 14th just die on feb 13th

[bunny @fadedbunny]

when a guy tells me the evil things his ex did it just makes me want to be her friend

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

The sight of ducks walking on Hydrangea petals

[stpd bsh 🫡 @bebannguyen]

what i really need:

a lobotomy (with all the letters)