elle

no ❤️

[jay @JJJ4Y0_O]

when the job w da crazy perks that u live off of is getting in the way of ur undefined creative career

[miri @mishtimere]

the dead horse is beating me

[elle @bebbyelle]

unsure why this has to be a canon event for me every few yrs but being ghosted on the heartfelt text is a new low for sure

[grovy @grovymango]

2026, i will be maisy mouse maxxing . i will be fab, resting, reading and hang out with a buddy sometime

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

sense of urgency gap relationship

[elle @bebbyelle]

@lycheegrl girl retail j knows not to hire overqualified baddies like u - if u really want, go in person w ur well dressed self and introduce yourself 💅🏻

[elle @bebbyelle]

smithsonian natural history museum’s most underrated celebrity

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

my friends: omg how are you!

me: i wronged the gods in all my past lives and i once again have only bad news

[heather @prettyalbatross]

some of the greatest tweets have been made by people mad at their roommate

[elle @bebbyelle]

@lycheegrl NOOOOO rip lycheegrl inner musings on twitter 🪦 ? – 2024

[grovy @grovymango]

Can't go on a mental health walk in this fuckass winter weather

[elle @bebbyelle]

“whAts tHe mOve tONigHt” ok sometimes stagnancy is not a crime pls get ur fomo treated i am sleepy ❗️

[trash jones @jzux]

i could never be CIA my ass would always be in the group chat like “you guys the craziest shit happened at work today”

[charlie @chunkbardey]

my whole thing is i love popcorn and to wash my hands

[elle @bebbyelle]

to the @OnTrac_Shipping thief that stole my Nordstrom package and thus stole my chance to be *that girl* in these shoes KARMA IS COMING 4 U I STG 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[reb @rebmasel]

Silence

[clintoris @clintoris]

In the mood to ghost everybody but my Instagram story needs me