Betty

[Batshit Australia @batshit_auspol]

Merry Crocmas.

[Betty @bebebalrog]

@beccyspaghetti The local free paper makes for glorious wrapping! We love a sustainable Queen!

[Betty @bebebalrog]

There should be a special word for when two ear worms collide in your brain and create a horrendous mashup that nobody asked for or needs

[Kαмi🪆 @tunechistark]

when did you realise you may be watching the greatest show of all time?

[sarah @sablaah]

humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe

[pat 2: cruise control @ranmasaotome96]

Fantasy is when Karl Urban has long hair and sci-fi is when Karl Urban has short hair

[Betty @bebebalrog]

This is the energy I'm bringing to 2024

[Betty @bebebalrog]

@beccyspaghetti If only I could go back and let you win a few rounds of Uno / chess / badminton / Cluedo maybe things would be different.

[greci @sandiacontajin]

it’s called being right

[Goth Ms Frizzle 🧚🏻‍♀️ @g0thgoblin]

the little drink you get while running errands should be free. compensation for witnessing the horrors

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This was a CIA project that was commenced in the 1960s to spy on Russia. They chose a cat for the job, but what they didn’t put into consideration is the fact that cats are hard to train. The cat’s job was to eavesdrop on two men in a park outside the Soviet embassy in Washington, D.C.

The cat was wired up by a veterinary surgeon who implanted a microphone into the ear canal, a small radio transmitter at the base of the skull, and a battery buried in the flesh. It was a complex project that took five years to complete and consumed a whopping $20 million.

The project was closed in 1967 because the cat couldn’t obey directives. They initially believed they could train the cat but they were wrong.

[beyza misses chandler @beyzanurapaydin]

Barbie & Oppenheimer audience at the parking lot of a theatre on July 21st

[Michael A. Horowitz @michaelh992]

Cyclist passes Russian troops in Rostov while blasting "Because I got high".

That's it, that's the tweet.

[Betty @bebebalrog]

@beccyspaghetti Justice for chessmaster!! ♟️

[Charli @charli_xcx]

2023 is dumb as fuuuuuck I swear to god like - wtf is everyone doing ??!

[Betty @bebebalrog]

Not me and @beccyspaghetti both bursting into tears as soon as those violins hit in Untouched 😭 #littleducksmovingday

[Annie Stegg @AnnieStegg]

A little gnome for @forbiddengms I had so much fun with this one! https://t.co/INwEAWceq8

#boardgameart #forbiddengames