Brianna Seal

just a girl & her many thoughts.

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

i am drunk.
AND!
i love my friends.
A poem.
goodnight.
#momsnightout

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

is a hot tub just human soup?

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

Our little @Yankees fan!
#ToyotaPinstripePride

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

not Terry Crews as Sabrina’s guest after I just watched @tanamongeau say she was Terry Crews in her terry cloth white fox outfit 😂

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

family trait “you’re born in December or you’re not born at all”

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

sour goose got me loose

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

maybe you could be a purple monkey in a bubblegum tree

being a parent means having this @FisherPrice song stuck in your head forever

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

I didn’t realize how enjoyable picking boogers out of a newborn’s nose would be

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

his balls are always dipped in shit

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

i need shows to watched while cooped up at home on a newborn baby feeding schedule

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

shoutout the people who check in on you regularly during postpartum.

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

post partum is no joke 😅

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

when @AvrilLavigne “Let Go” is in your top albums in 2025… LOL my girl forever. 🫶🏼🖤

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

the realization you’re going to have a real life baby within the month. 🥹😍

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

Holiday Vanilla Coke Zero is selling like hot cakes!

well played @CocaCola

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

it’s so annoying how many times you hear current moms tell you when you’re pregnant “you’re not gonna like that when you have a kid”

OKAY NEGATIVE NANCY.

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

Adam Brody forever 😍🔥

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

if you can sell nipple bras & bush panties, you obviously have enough of a following to lead the country. @KimKardashian for president i say!

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

bold to write a song about your man’s penis & put it on an album. i’m here for it.

[Brianna Seal @bebebreezy]

NEW HEIGHTS OF MANHOOD 🥵