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favorite things: sleep and ice cream. my death: will be a freak accident of some type. probably at Walmart parking lot

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Wild how so many people can’t appreciate music that isn’t in their native language and also have to be in a rage about it. There’s so much more out there!

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By themselves for themselves

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Ai is going to answer the question “what is the meaning of life”

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@FarmGirlCarrie Bet her name wasn’t actually Karen

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Nope

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I can’t understand defending Bud - he’s a chump. I don’t care if he is good at the sport, he has a bad attitude.

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I like how number 13 just sat down right there on the cooler lol

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Am I not a woman because I have not created a child?

#realquestion #lost #religion #life #womanhood #women #WomensRights #WomenEmpowerment

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@timjacobwise Why am I reading this and so happy but immediately in the comments I get two pro trump ads :/

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I was wearing a scarf in the kitchen. Then I remembered in a show a person died cause of their scarf in the kitchen.

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Picks up knife from dishwasher. Oh, hello intrusive thought. Now’s not great. Byyyye

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@antifaoperative @mattxiv Gross.. I have to share a birthday with her! Give it back ma’am

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Permanently the damsel

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Y’all isn’t it the coolest thing when a cop gets on the interstate and goes five under in the left lane for several miles

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Intrusive thoughts almost won today

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Actually scared

[LETS GO KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

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I never