Breanna French

dal | 18

[kam @grvmpybean]

i get high on:

⚪️ life

⚪️ drugs

🔘 that part in come on eileen where it slows down and then speeds up

[Breanna French @bebefrench]

@melanie_dobson1 https://t.co/45WYMs4PFb

[Brendan Tokarski @btredwing98]

The Fine AF 1999 Toyota Corolla, wasn’t going to put this on twitter but the guy took it off of Craig’s list so I felt the need to keep the story alive😂

[Thomas McFall @thomas___mcfall]

Hey guys, I know I usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because I wanted to share something.

So in one of my Management classes I sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there.

Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy that

[nicole @nikki101598]

me trying to force my last two brain cells to focus until the end of the semester

[Deniz Can @MrFilmkritik]

Republicans: Abortion is murder. Don't kill children.

Living Children: Please ban guns so we stop getting murdered.

Republicans: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Breanna French @bebefrench]

YUPPPPPPPPPPPPPAJAJQJIW https://t.co/lyxTiO0RM1

[Ceceily Ford @CeceilyF]

Ok so people diss on “daddy paying for college” & correct me if I’m wrong, but like is that not your life goal ?? To be able to provide for your kids till they have a good job and can do it on their own instead of throwing them out into a load of debt ?? Maybe that’s just me lol

[Breanna French @bebefrench]

In university nothing matters but Netflix and bedtime

[orinoco flow @stopblakefogle]

*playing beer pong at some random dude’s house*

Me: so is that... balls back?
Dude: haha I called cooling down so you can’t heat up plus your shot was a triple Island and you only made one cup and your beer is a craft so that’s double the cup penalty - sorry house rules dude.

[tate @tatehill_]

Thread of gifs from As seen on TV ads/infomercials because they’re literally so funny and underrated: