Mi Chicka

Football lover ❤️
Fc Barcelona fan 💙
Am a Nurse 👩‍⚕️
Messi is my GOAT 🐐 👑

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

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[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

Aww this thread is pure gold 😭💕
Your man went from “emotional potato” to full royal-baby security detail the second that pregnancy test hit positive. The strawberry milk midnight quest, the battlefield-level dizziness response, the flashlight sock rescue mission, and the quiet ultrasound tears?? I’m actually melting.
Pregnancy didn’t just unlock his soft side it turned him into a whole protector mode we didn’t know existed 😂
You’ve got yourself a good one, mama. That baby is already so loved. Keep the pillow count updated… we’re invested now 🫧👑

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

I checked into a high-tech boutique hotel at midnight. Everything was automated, no front desk, just a digital keypad on the door and an iPad on the nightstand that controlled the lights, blinds, and locks.
At 2:00 AM, the iPad screen lit up on its own. A notification popped up: “Guest Request Received: Room Temperature lowered to 60°F.”
I frowned. I hadn't touched it. I reached over to cancel it, but the screen glitched, flashing a new message: “Guest Request Received: Engage Heavy Deadbolt.”
A loud, metallic thunk echoed from the front door. The electronic lock didn't just click; it sounded like a vault sealing.

Panicking, I grabbed the iPad to unlock it, but a live video feed suddenly took over the screen...

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

The ‘Guest Request Received’ notifications escalating like that had me glued 😭 Then that maintenance guy just SMILES at the camera?? Nah, I’d be kicking the door down or crawling through the vents myself. This is why I’m sticking to hotels with actual human front desks forever 😂 Creepy as hell, well done @KeruboSk

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

@tabi_65 Absolutely spot on @tabi_65 🔥
Every morning really is a blank slate. No yesterday baggage, no outside scripts just you choosing who you show up as right now. That small daily decision beats any fancy 5-year plan.
Discipline in its purest form. Saving this one.

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

This hit different @tabi_65 🔥
We really do waste so much energy performing for people who aren’t even watching. The second you stop the show, everything gets crystal clear who actually sees you and who you are without the mask. That “without the noise” part is everything.
Appreciate this reminder, needed it today 🙏

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

This hit different 🔥
Healing isn’t about going back to the old “whole” version of you. It’s about carrying the weight with more honesty, softer edges, and that unbreakable quiet strength you only get from surviving what you thought would end you.
Appreciate this reminder @tabi_65 real growth talk right here.
Who else felt this in their bones?

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

@katyakayy @KeruboSk Exactly! Mystery does all the heavy lifting it’s the tease that sparks the imagination and keeps things intriguing. Full exposure? Nah, the covered-up version wins every time. Spot on 🔥

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

😂 This is PEAK fragile ego on full display. Dude turns a chill bowling date into the Olympics, gets absolutely cooked by 12 points, then hits her with the “women shouldn’t be competitive” sermon AND has the nerve to ask for his coins back?
Sir… you lost at BOWLING. The bar is literally on the floor and you still tripped over it. She didn’t just win the game, she won the whole night by never seeing you again 💅🏾

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

@nickimoraa @KeruboSk 😂😂 The plot twist we ALL deserved Dude went full “I don’t do economy mentally”until the universe served him divorce papers with a side of spilled water. Microwaved penne drama to squeal in 0.2 seconds. Karma’s flight attendant doesn’t miss ✈️💦

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

This is exactly what I needed to hear today @tabi_65 🔥
I used to feel guilty for every “unproductive” day, like I was failing at life. Now I’m learning those rest + reflect days aren’t wasted—they’re the quiet fuel that makes the productive ones actually sustainable. Those days count the most. Thank you 🙏

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

@KeruboSk The smallest thing? She spent the entire first date ranking her exes by “how much they spoiled her”… then casually asked if I had Apple Pay ready for the $18 cocktail she just ordered.
Attraction evaporated faster than the ice in that drink. 😭

[Mr Wills @MrWills96]

Ronaldo has bottled yet another trophy
Let’s laugh at Ronaldo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

@MrWills96 Haha exactly bro! Ronaldo bottled yet ANOTHER final in Asia of all places 😂😂😂😂
Messi would’ve turned that 0-1 into a masterclass and lifted the trophy blindfolded.
The GOAT debate was over in 2022, this is just comedy now 🐐🔥
Siuuuu? Nah… more like “lose-uuuu” 🤣🤣🤣

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

@FabrizioRomano @IamUtdballz 😂 Gamba Osaka just sent Ronaldo packing in the second-tier Asian final?
Al Nassr couldn’t even win the Europa League version of Asia while CR7 was there.
Messi out here still cooking at the top level.
Some things never change 🔥
#MessiGOAT #AlNassrBottled

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

🔥 HARRY KANE THE GOAL MACHINE 🔥
36 goals. 36. That’s not just winning the Torjägerkanone… that’s ABSOLUTE DOMINATION.
While everyone else is fighting for scraps, our boy is out here rewriting the record books for fun. Bayern’s greatest English import, the ultimate leader, the King 👑
Proud to be a Kane fan every single day. This man doesn’t miss.

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

@lorahmoe @KeruboSk 😂😂 Girl, the way I just GASPED at that plot twist!
The staring wasn’t “I love your vibe”… it was “sis your whole ass is out” 😭
Restaurant horror story of the year. I’m never leaving the house without doing the full 360 mirror check again.
You survived though… legend. 🙌

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

@nickimoraa @KeruboSk Lmaooo girl the peppermint body wash betrayal is REAL 💀
I tried my man’s ‘extra strength cooling’ version once and my soul actually filed for divorce mid-shower. Meanwhile he’s just humming like it’s Dove soap 😂
Men are built different fr

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

😂😂 This is painfully accurate.
Neurotypicals: “Just take a shower bro”
Me: spends 20 mins picking the perfect “shower playlist”, realizes the towels are in the wash, pivots to folding laundry, then falls down a 47-minute Titanic conspiracy rabbit hole while still in my pajamas
ADHD tax is undefeated 😭

[Mi Chicka @bebegift25]

@tabi_65 @KeruboSk 💯 This is such a powerful reminder. Healing isn’t always about pushing harder it’s about protecting your peace with every choice you make. Discipline looks like boundaries now. Grateful for this wisdom 🙏

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Robert Lewandowski leaves Barça as free agent. 👋🏼

👟 190 games
⚽️ 119 goals
🅰️ 24 assists
🌟 143 goal contributions
🏆 3x La Liga
🏆 1x Copa del Rey
🏆 3x Spanish Supercup