Aww this thread is pure gold ๐ญ๐
Your man went from โemotional potatoโ to full royal-baby security detail the second that pregnancy test hit positive. The strawberry milk midnight quest, the battlefield-level dizziness response, the flashlight sock rescue mission, and the quiet ultrasound tears?? Iโm actually melting.
Pregnancy didnโt just unlock his soft side it turned him into a whole protector mode we didnโt know existed ๐
Youโve got yourself a good one, mama. That baby is already so loved. Keep the pillow count updatedโฆ weโre invested now ๐ซง๐
I checked into a high-tech boutique hotel at midnight. Everything was automated, no front desk, just a digital keypad on the door and an iPad on the nightstand that controlled the lights, blinds, and locks.
At 2:00 AM, the iPad screen lit up on its own. A notification popped up: โGuest Request Received: Room Temperature lowered to 60ยฐF.โ
I frowned. I hadn't touched it. I reached over to cancel it, but the screen glitched, flashing a new message: โGuest Request Received: Engage Heavy Deadbolt.โ
A loud, metallic thunk echoed from the front door. The electronic lock didn't just click; it sounded like a vault sealing.
Panicking, I grabbed the iPad to unlock it, but a live video feed suddenly took over the screen...
The โGuest Request Receivedโ notifications escalating like that had me glued ๐ญ Then that maintenance guy just SMILES at the camera?? Nah, Iโd be kicking the door down or crawling through the vents myself. This is why Iโm sticking to hotels with actual human front desks forever ๐ Creepy as hell, well done @KeruboSk
@tabi_65 Absolutely spot on @tabi_65 ๐ฅ
Every morning really is a blank slate. No yesterday baggage, no outside scripts just you choosing who you show up as right now. That small daily decision beats any fancy 5-year plan.
Discipline in its purest form. Saving this one.
This hit different @tabi_65 ๐ฅ
We really do waste so much energy performing for people who arenโt even watching. The second you stop the show, everything gets crystal clear who actually sees you and who you are without the mask. That โwithout the noiseโ part is everything.
Appreciate this reminder, needed it today ๐
This hit different ๐ฅ
Healing isnโt about going back to the old โwholeโ version of you. Itโs about carrying the weight with more honesty, softer edges, and that unbreakable quiet strength you only get from surviving what you thought would end you.
Appreciate this reminder @tabi_65 real growth talk right here.
Who else felt this in their bones?
@katyakayy@KeruboSk Exactly! Mystery does all the heavy lifting itโs the tease that sparks the imagination and keeps things intriguing. Full exposure? Nah, the covered-up version wins every time. Spot on ๐ฅ
๐ This is PEAK fragile ego on full display. Dude turns a chill bowling date into the Olympics, gets absolutely cooked by 12 points, then hits her with the โwomen shouldnโt be competitiveโ sermon AND has the nerve to ask for his coins back?
Sirโฆ you lost at BOWLING. The bar is literally on the floor and you still tripped over it. She didnโt just win the game, she won the whole night by never seeing you again ๐ ๐พ
@nickimoraa@KeruboSk ๐๐ The plot twist we ALL deserved Dude went full โI donโt do economy mentallyโuntil the universe served him divorce papers with a side of spilled water. Microwaved penne drama to squeal in 0.2 seconds. Karmaโs flight attendant doesnโt miss โ๏ธ๐ฆ
This is exactly what I needed to hear today @tabi_65 ๐ฅ
I used to feel guilty for every โunproductiveโ day, like I was failing at life. Now Iโm learning those rest + reflect days arenโt wastedโtheyโre the quiet fuel that makes the productive ones actually sustainable. Those days count the most. Thank you ๐
@KeruboSk The smallest thing? She spent the entire first date ranking her exes by โhow much they spoiled herโโฆ then casually asked if I had Apple Pay ready for the $18 cocktail she just ordered.
Attraction evaporated faster than the ice in that drink. ๐ญ
Ronaldo has bottled yet another trophy
Letโs laugh at Ronaldo ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
@MrWills96 Haha exactly bro! Ronaldo bottled yet ANOTHER final in Asia of all places ๐๐๐๐
Messi wouldโve turned that 0-1 into a masterclass and lifted the trophy blindfolded.
The GOAT debate was over in 2022, this is just comedy now ๐๐ฅ
Siuuuu? Nahโฆ more like โlose-uuuuโ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
@FabrizioRomano@IamUtdballz ๐ Gamba Osaka just sent Ronaldo packing in the second-tier Asian final?
Al Nassr couldnโt even win the Europa League version of Asia while CR7 was there.
Messi out here still cooking at the top level.
Some things never change ๐ฅ
#MessiGOAT#AlNassrBottled
๐ฅ HARRY KANE THE GOAL MACHINE ๐ฅ
36 goals. 36. Thatโs not just winning the Torjรคgerkanoneโฆ thatโs ABSOLUTE DOMINATION.
While everyone else is fighting for scraps, our boy is out here rewriting the record books for fun. Bayernโs greatest English import, the ultimate leader, the King ๐
Proud to be a Kane fan every single day. This man doesnโt miss.
@lorahmoe@KeruboSk ๐๐ Girl, the way I just GASPED at that plot twist!
The staring wasnโt โI love your vibeโโฆ it was โsis your whole ass is outโ ๐ญ
Restaurant horror story of the year. Iโm never leaving the house without doing the full 360 mirror check again.
You survived thoughโฆ legend. ๐
@nickimoraa@KeruboSk Lmaooo girl the peppermint body wash betrayal is REAL ๐
I tried my manโs โextra strength coolingโ version once and my soul actually filed for divorce mid-shower. Meanwhile heโs just humming like itโs Dove soap ๐
Men are built different fr
๐๐ This is painfully accurate.
Neurotypicals: โJust take a shower broโ
Me: spends 20 mins picking the perfect โshower playlistโ, realizes the towels are in the wash, pivots to folding laundry, then falls down a 47-minute Titanic conspiracy rabbit hole while still in my pajamas
ADHD tax is undefeated ๐ญ
@tabi_65@KeruboSk ๐ฏ This is such a powerful reminder. Healing isnโt always about pushing harder itโs about protecting your peace with every choice you make. Discipline looks like boundaries now. Grateful for this wisdom ๐
Robert Lewandowski leaves Barรงa as free agent. ๐๐ผ
๐ 190 games
โฝ๏ธ 119 goals
๐ ฐ๏ธ 24 assists
๐ 143 goal contributions
๐ 3x La Liga
๐ 1x Copa del Rey
๐ 3x Spanish Supercup