ely💕

for my next trick i’ll need a gun

[🦪’ @oralshiba]

sometimes you have to or you'll kill yourself

[ely💕 @bebidocrimex]

@BeardenArtist @EchoesofWarYT They didn’t know it was an attack. They told people to keep working so they could evacuate the other building and so people in the south tower weren’t at risk of being hit by debris.

[ely💕 @bebidocrimex]

@BrytonHarbeson @kyleumlang That’s why he said to escort Ted Cruz out. He’s cursed to cause Texas teams to lose.

[T🪄 @itsmetihboi]

Every semester starts with you thinking you’ll actually stay ahead this time.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

at university, it gets to a point where you cannot even call it procrastinating anymore; you just call it jeopardizing your future.

[karina @yinezhagr]

you seem pretty lazy for a girl who's obsessed with academic success

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

i'm going to have a baby and i'm going to vaccinate the fuck out of it and send it to public school

[mánthà @samanthlogan_]

“Do you want a relationship or a situationship?”
bro I want a scholarship

[leah ❤️‍🔥 @lRONITES]

i love iron man and i hate captan america #sorry btw

[hayley🐞 @coffeeandacheck]

oh you like noah kahan? name every SSRI

[olive 🎶 @wisegirlbaird]

and yes it does still upset me that peter didn't get to go to MIT

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

February: “I miss college football”
March: “I miss college football”
April: “I miss college football”
May: “I miss college football”
June: “I miss college football”
July: “I miss college football”
August: “I miss college football”
September: “fuck this team”

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[ely💕 @bebidocrimex]

@Cashflow_Cowboy Burnt Bean is also a barbecue restaurant, it should not be on a list for Mexican food. From someone who has lived in Seguin.

[suze @cortadoedison]

Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance

[El Chico Dorado✨ @bombonanton1o]

Me and eveyone I know on our way to vote for Gina, James, and the entire Democratic ticket in Texas.

[PK⨂ @CaptKrakoa]

Everyone talking about some “MCU Rewatch” before doomsday.

I ain’t doing allat. If I remember I remember

[𝐄𝐥𝐢ꨄ︎ @nikguh__]

production i’m sorry i ever doubted you. that episode was pure cinema. no notes. 10/10 #LoveIslandUSA

[ely💕 @bebidocrimex]

time for the 4th quarter #spurs

[⋆˚࿔ miia 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ wants 2 love 🎾 @pexchymia]

crying and calling someone a cheater on the first episode...every year love island producers fail to do mental evaluations on these people #loveislandusa