Beca Pina

General Stresser, Sarcasm in a Small Package, Great House Person

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

I went to 8 weddings this year and all I can say is that I’m glad I’m single because I can’t imagine how many more I would’ve had to go to if I weren’t.

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

@Htothe_Izzzo @nytimes You get it!

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

@Htothe_Izzzo @nytimes Honestly it’s probably bread and butter pickles and those are barely pickles in my book.

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

How do you procrastinate doing homework? You start writing a new story. #NoHomework #NewStory

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

Zoey 101 is on Netflix and I needed something to watch with my niece. Honestly the acting is terrible and the storyline is not good.

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

I guess it’s a sign from the universe that I’m not meant to date since my dating profile was deleted lol #alwayssingle

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

I was just saying this the other day!

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Ticketmaster be like:

Concert ticket: $40
Venue fee: 21.32
Access fee $18.32
Paperless transmission fee: $12.03
Fee Fee: $8.84
Fi Fo Fum: $3.43
Cuz We Can Fee: $2.01
Might as well fee: $1.89
WTF you gonna do nigga, not go? fee: $1.38
Another dollar won’t hurt nobody fee: $1.00

[Prof AK Gill PhD. CBE | Criminologist |ਪੰਜਾਬੀ🍉𓂆 @DrAishaKGill]

An Asian woman died on the streets of London. Death of Sabina Nessa, barely received more than a column of attention in @thetimes. Page 21. I have no doubt, if this was a white woman, it would be a very, different kind of coverage & likely be front page *newsworthy*. Bias harms

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

I have a side I chew gum on and another side to chew food on. That’s how it’s supposed to be, right?

[Morgan2 @webgirlmorgan]

can we all just admit that we have a favorite side of our mouth to chew…

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

@Htothe_Izzzo I swear I come to Twitter to see your tweets and get updated on your life.

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

@stephanyyarrap @zephanijong Yes why!?

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

My niece is so good at ignoring people. I aspire to have her level of pettiness to act like someone doesn’t exist. Especially as they yell at me.

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

The @TedLasso Christmas episode was everything I needed. #NeverTooEarly #ChristmasSpirit

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

TSA really be like “Fuck your shit” as they throw the luggage on the cart.

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

@Htothe_Izzzo Haha it could also mean Lose the Ring, Logged Off Relationships, Last One Remaining, you know something ridiculous.

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

@Htothe_Izzzo @cassthevirgin Absolutely!

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

@Htothe_Izzzo @JunaeBrown @etiswhatuc @GabbyyYoda @Kaitlebug I miss Trader Joe’s

[Simran Jeet Singh @simran]

Why do I still wear a mask despite being vaccinated?

Sikh wisdom tells us that a truly wise person is one who fears none and frightens none.

Wearing my mask is not for me. It's out of compassion for others who don't know that I'm vaccinated. Feels like the right thing to do.

[Beca Pina @beca_pineapple]

@stephanyyarrap DO IT! PLEASE! I NEED TO SEE YOU IN COLOR!