Devon Pine

Mangy cur. Thoughts are my own and probably about food. BLM

[Devon Pine @becausedevon89]

All Too Well: The Short Film (2021)

[Devon Pine @becausedevon89]

You’ve gaba’d your last gool

[CDC @CDCgov]

OUTBREAK ALERT: Until specific Italian-style meat products are identified, reheat all Italian-style meats to 165°F or until steaming hot before eating if you are at higher risk for severe Salmonella illness (age 65+, weakened immune system, kids under 5).
https://t.co/K29bRrd7Gb

[Devon Pine @becausedevon89]

Y’all crying?

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING: Kamala Harris is sworn in as vice president of the United States. She is the first woman and the first person of Black and South Asian descent to hold the office https://t.co/tcmAzrzqTx

[Devon Pine @becausedevon89]

“We are a great nation and we are good people.” The last four years have shaken my core belief that people are inherently good. Today, @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris give me some hope. #InaugurationDay

[Devon Pine @becausedevon89]

If ABC talking about the fashion and then casually talking about the body armor that members of Congress are wearing under the fashion isn’t the most dystopian shit I’ve ever heard

[Devon Pine @becausedevon89]

Who had “live-tweeting a coup” on their 2021 bingo card?

[Devon Pine @becausedevon89]

This white violence was incited by Trump and the Republican Congress members who backed him. They need to step down now.

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

Tell me again why we can’t defund the police & military when they’ve shown us today that they don’t intend to use any of their expensive gear to protect the Capitol from a domestic invasion?

[Devon Pine @becausedevon89]

@kerrtut Alexa play: The Only Exception by Paramore

[Devon Pine @becausedevon89]

I don’t know what millennial woman needs hear this, but not every single one of your pets needs their own Instagram account

[Devon Pine @becausedevon89]

Lol why did this make me shed a tear

[gh0stn 🦍 @_gh0stn]

LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP

[Katie Levans @katie_levans]

Nevada looking at Georgia because no one wants to be the first to submit numbers that send Biden to 270 because they know they’ll get mobbed by Trump supporters.

[Devon Pine @becausedevon89]

Republicans don’t want a fair voting system because they know their candidates will lose. The electoral college is trash.

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

The Drudge Report's banner right now: "JOE GETS MOST VOTES IN AMERICAN HISTORY"

In the popular vote count, Biden now leads Trump by more than 3.5 million votes, an even greater advantage than Hillary Clinton racked up in 2016

[Devon Pine @becausedevon89]

This hasn’t happened since 2017 and I’m embarrassed about the amount of joy it’s given me

[Devon Pine @becausedevon89]

@DanielWebb1021 @ChrisEvans Jesus why

[Devon Pine @becausedevon89]

I can’t wait to say “I will not be lectured!” the next time a man interrupts me during a meeting

[Matt Somerstein @MPSomerstein]

Remember in Osmosis Jones when the mayor of Bill Murray's body downplayed a deadly virus to help his chances in an election year?

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Pence: Stop playing politics with people’s lives

Trump: You better vote for me if you want a relief bill

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

So I’m gonna vote for the guy who didn’t tell white supremacists to stand by, who didn’t attack a man’s son for dealing w addiction and who believes in climate science. #BidenHarris2020