Sara with no h.

Don’t be a dick. Be a Democrat. Queen bitch. Haiku extraordinaire. Perpetually PMSing over politics. #neverbernie

[Sara with no h. @becausehsare_ew]

I love this site! https://t.co/8nkOJhony1

[Sara with no h. @becausehsare_ew]

@glossier I live here and I am STOKED. Not that I need anything else since I own your entire inventory. 😂 #gimme

[Sara with no h. @becausehsare_ew]

@BetoORourke I mean, no.

[Sara with no h. @becausehsare_ew]

Nah, homeboy, just no
You lost to the zodiac
Please take a step back.

@BetoORourke @tedcruz #Zodiac #NeverBeto #NeverBernie #election2020 #Democrats #DNC2020

[Sara with no h. @becausehsare_ew]

@maydaymindy9 I’m more excited to watch paint dry.

[Sara with no h. @becausehsare_ew]

Beto, what the fuck?
Bernie Jr has to go.
Please sit your ass down.

A haiku.

#Beto2020 #NeverBeto #NeverBernie #pleasemakeitstop #Election2020 #helpus

[Sara with no h. @becausehsare_ew]

@jonlovett Loll. Idk. I laughed.

[Sara with no h. @becausehsare_ew]

I don’t care that I’m 32. Those little cheese and cracker snacks give me life. Come at me. @Ritzcrackers #foreveryoung #forevereating

[Sara with no h. @becausehsare_ew]

Had a dream last night that I was eating @Chipotle with @hansonmusic and 12 year old me is so jealous. #chipsguacandmmmbop

[Sara with no h. @becausehsare_ew]

@DavidCornDC Maybe they don’t all want handouts, but they do want to eat and be able to pay their rent, you ignorant twat.

[Sara with no h. @becausehsare_ew]

@LisaTalmadge #BotoxBernie

[Sara with no h. @becausehsare_ew]

America: Trump is the most hypocritical asshole in politics.

Bernie Sanders: hold my Bengay.

#NeverBernie #releaseyourtaxreturns

[Sara with no h. @becausehsare_ew]

Yo Bernie, so uh...
Can we see your tax returns
But my wife does them

A haiku. #NeverBernie #TaxReturns

[Sara with no h. @becausehsare_ew]

@NightlyPolitics I vote for getting lost.

[Sara with no h. @becausehsare_ew]

@notcapnamerica Do you think Sarah’s parents ever told her that if she kept making that face it would stick like that? Someone should’ve warned her.

[TMur 🐝 💛 🥁 🖊 @thetzmurph]

#BerntToast has now stated publicly that Planned Parenthood is part of the establishment that needs to be dismantled. Surprising coming from an old, white, vagina-less 30 year member of the establishment. Not.

[Sara with no h. @becausehsare_ew]

If the Russians are listening — now is the time to meddle. #NeverBernie